Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 19, 2020

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    For now someone is trying to ban seriousness .

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    BasilBruce  almost 4 years ago

    Ironically, the government is probably actually banning orgies.

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    sirbadger  almost 4 years ago

    Buy gold. Start a rumor that causes everyone else to buy gold. When the price goes up, sell gold.

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    Rat’s been recruited into QAnon?

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 4 years ago

    After canolis, what’s next? Whole-wheat bread? Maybe tater tots? Or how about Brussels sprouts?

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    Caldonia  almost 4 years ago

    The government is one of the reasons we drink in the first place tho.

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 4 years ago

    FREE CANNOLIS!!!

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    Georgette Washington Bunny  almost 4 years ago

    Leave the beer, take the cannolis.

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    That, in a nutshell is, why we need government. We need someone to blame.

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    aKG1  almost 4 years ago

    Cannolis and beer? Oh my, Rat.

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    next thing you know, they’ll be banning cannabis…

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    Imagine  almost 4 years ago

    Ironically, the people who complain the most about the government understand the least about the concept “Government of the people, by the people and for the people.”

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    iggyman  almost 4 years ago

    Here they quickly lifted the ban on liquor stores!

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    B UTTONS  almost 4 years ago

    Rat is following the example of Gov. Newsom.

    Ignore the safety warnings that only apply to the average citizen suckers. Drink, Eat, Be Merry with a more than three close family or friends in a small space.

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 4 years ago

    Haven’t they discovered cannolis on Mars? How did the Italians get there before us?

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    You sure “patriotism” is the word you’re looking for there?

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    Troglodyte  almost 4 years ago

    Rat is truly well infoamed. He understands the full pitcher.

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    AndreasMartin  almost 4 years ago

    Grr…nope, not in Europe. A certain duck would be very unhappy here.

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 4 years ago

    " … I like to couch my bad habits as patriotism."

    Sounds like Rat must’ve worked for the Bush administration.

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    jel354  almost 4 years ago

    I hope Rat does not drink beer out of a straw (illegal in some places like Oregon).

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    How is it patriotism to disobey government rules?

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    Taigan Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Only in America could “patriotism” be defined as “disobeying the government.”

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    daHunter3  almost 4 years ago

    Gosh, has anybody ever noticed how smart Rat actually is? It’s kinda creepy.

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    Ellis97  almost 4 years ago

    But guns are okay, apparently.

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The funny thing is that they think “patriotism” means “refusing to help when the country is having a crisis.”

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Mamma Mia! NOT the cannolis……

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    iggyman  almost 4 years ago

    Goat, Ham, and kegger!

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    At first glance I misread cannolis as cannabis….

    Rat will take care of it, I’m sure….

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    Bookworm  almost 4 years ago

    “Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.” Samuel Johnson, 1774.

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    Znox11  almost 4 years ago

    Rat must be getting his news from FOX, or should that be NewsMax now?

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    Isn’t Pig in space right now?

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    Jim2g  almost 4 years ago

    No that’s the constitution, read it before the democratics destroy it 5

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    Viktor Sirin  almost 4 years ago

    So many people who think they know it all. Read something from “the other side”. Spouting nonsense doesn’t make anyone think anything except “this person doesn’t know as much as they think they do.”

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    mwksix  almost 4 years ago

    Tell Rat the government banned masks!

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    RACerri32  almost 4 years ago

    You can have my Cannoli when you pry it from my cold dead hands , dammit !

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    Tentoes  almost 4 years ago

    Not banning beer or cannolis, just shredded cheese. They want to “Make America Grate Again!”

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 4 years ago

    Luckily, cannabis and hallucinogens are perfectly legal.

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    Another Take  almost 4 years ago

    A lovely swipe at people who refuse to wear masks.

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    raybarb44  almost 4 years ago

    Some political office holders and their supporters think burning down buildings, looting, vandalism, assaulting Police Officers and other innocents is Patriotic. Go figure. Drink your beer and God Bless you and the United States of America…..

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    vjorgensen54  almost 4 years ago

    whats pig doing here? i just saw him in space with the pigonians on brewster rocket

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    iggyman  almost 4 years ago

    Equate mask wearing with motorcycle helmets, they were once required here, now they are not and I hardly see anyone wearing one, but masks are for everyone’s protection, crack up your bike, you hurt yourself, don’t wear a mask, and hurt others, Dig it?

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    proclusstudent  almost 4 years ago

    When all the canolis people living in the world agree there will be an answer; let it be.

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    knight1192a  almost 4 years ago

    The government tried banning beer once. Didn’t result in the claims those who wanted beer and other alcoholic beverages banned had made. In fact, had the opposite effect.

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    NWdryad  almost 4 years ago

    NEVER!! Not cannolis!

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    Hello Sweetie  almost 4 years ago

    Actually they have cut back on the amount of beer you should drink and they are going to start making bars keep track of your drinking. You would think they would have better things to do.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 4 years ago

    There is not such a fine line between patriotism and boneheadedness. And it is very clear which side Rat is on.

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    packet  almost 4 years ago

    Love the godfather reference. Also, please don’t think you’re doing something good by trying to limit guns. Imagine how much more corrupt a government can be without the fear of an armed rebellion (look at Canada, UK, etc for examples of corruption and sheer foolishness)

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    Ammo hates the comment policy  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The folly of thinking anything can be banned after unfettered ownership for 200 years. A excuse to criminalize a lifestyle, just Who will take the job of “buying back” 400,000,000 weapons ? Tilting into Windmills is a new Democrat platform apparently.

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    Jon Schutter  almost 4 years ago

    It says Cannolis; I read it Cannabis

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