Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 06, 2021

And tomorrow morning you will do something else that will make your weight different.

“And I will not share it!”

I think Pig got duped. That’s no giant hamburger, it’s rather ordinary LOL

Pig has actually transcended his goal—he had fries too!

The fatter you are the better you are, Pig.

In the words of Ed O’Neill’s Al Bundy: I think I can handle that! :-)

I will diet. And my weight will be different. I hope.

Success!

A gainful aspiration.

Pig started a fitness program. He’s fitness burger in his mouth…

Pig excels at one thing: he certainly knows how to set the bar low! If there was a “Mr Mediocrity” contest, he’d be a fave to win, probably running neck and neck with someone like Charlie Brown.

Sounds like my life…

A BACON Cheeseburger!

A goal that I can really get behind. (and not be seen)

Love his chubby cheeks! Chomp chomp

Obtainable goals!!!

At the end of each day, I used to write down one thing that I did new that day.

Body weight, like all things, is impermanent in this samsaric existence. When the enlightened pig effortlessly follows his true pig-nature, he and the cheeseburger shall be as one.

Carpe cheesum

I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes. Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer, Well, good God almighty which way do I steer

Whenever I feel like making a difference, I just write down a subtraction question.

How about a bacon cheeseburger? Now that’s daring.

I still have to stifle a laugh when I hear someone order a deluxe giant double bacon-cheeseburger and super-sized fries – with a Diet Coke.

Sounds like a solid plan to me!

I will write drivel on GoComics.

A few people will read it and think I’m demented.

At least it’s an attainable goal for a day…….

Pig unclear on the concept.

At my work all the employees had to submit goals to achieve. The stipulation was that the goal had to be “specific, measurable, and attainable.”

Mine was to use less than one bottle of antacid tablets each month.

Hey….It did make a difference….in his happiness!

it didn’t say the difference had to be an improvement

I will eat a salad, and my weight will not change.

I will drink 7 different kinds of beer to prove that there’s no difference in taste once you’ve had one. Burp.

Just wait till Hannibal Lector feeds you Mason Verger.

Not sure where the “meaningful” part comes in…

sure, that’s a way to go.

Great minds eat alike.

Pig is me..I am Pig

Dig it.

That’s the spirit, pork-chop!

I love a good cheeseburger.

Cheeseburger in Paradise, Pig …

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5tK-_yxLms

Partly true. I loves me my big ol’ cheeseburger and don’t care who cares….

[Sunday post here ’cause I was offline most of Saturday: computer glitch.]

Always set realistic and achievable goals.

Am I the only one who wants Pig to stop making ridiculously low goals? That’s getting old.