Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 23, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  about 3 years ago

    I don’t believe Pig was too successful doing this before the Pandemic.

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    ImDaRealAni  about 3 years ago

    Just use some poles in the winter.

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    BasilBruce  about 3 years ago

    No, no, Pig—you have to do this in a bar, so you can get the lady drunk first!

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    Concretionist  about 3 years ago

    OK. I’ll touch mine, you touch yours. Extra credit if you can lick your own nose.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  about 3 years ago

    I ate a pig snoot sandwich once.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 3 years ago

    no, Pig

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    wiatr  about 3 years ago

    Nice and DRY.

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    iggyman  about 3 years ago

    I don’t think so!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 3 years ago

    In a Pig’s eye!

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    Algolei I  about 3 years ago

    David Cameron will be along shortly.

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    Spoonbone  about 3 years ago

    File under, great pick-up lines which have a 0% success rate.

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    juicebruce  about 3 years ago

    Pig no thanks we use toilet paper ;-)

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    cdward  about 3 years ago

    Tad early to start back up, don’t you think?

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    me_the_polish_gull  about 3 years ago

    Broke up with Pigita, Pig?

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    Chithing Premium Member about 3 years ago

    He just needs better marketing.

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    RitaGB  about 3 years ago

    He’s a couple of weeks too late.

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    Goat from PBS  about 3 years ago

    Even if there wasn’t a pandemic, I would keep 6 feet of distance.

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    Ellis97  about 3 years ago

    I ain’t touching any tongues unless they belong to some sexy babe.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 3 years ago

    Oh go ahead.

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    Pig will never learn! Watch out for frogs….

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Is Pig French?

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    iggyman  about 3 years ago

    Never knew Pig was French!

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    The Sinistral Bassist Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Swine flu incoming

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    angtigre  about 3 years ago

    tres terrible!

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    timinwsac Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Pig should sign up for batchelor in paradise.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Yeah, no…….

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    pcmcdonald  about 3 years ago

    That’s depressing.

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    CaveCat87  about 3 years ago

    I don’t get this. Can someone explain this one?

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    christelisbetty  about 3 years ago

    I get enough pig tongue in my “all meat” hot dogs, thank you.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Hard pass.

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    Buckeye67  about 3 years ago

    Pig better start with elbow bumps (hock bumps in pig’s case) and move slowly from there.

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    zeexenon  about 3 years ago

    Best to relocate to France for that.

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    dlaemmerhirt999  about 3 years ago

    Careful, pig! I think pig tongues are an ethnic treat!!!

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    Thinkingblade  about 3 years ago

    Touching tongues with random people – you could do that before the pandemic?

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    JPuzzleWhiz  about 3 years ago

    “Okay… (takes off shoe and holds it up)…touch THIS tongue!”

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 3 years ago

    Strange, I never even considered touching tongues with a pig even before the pandemic.

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    Sisyphos  about 3 years ago

    Too soon, Pig, too soon!

    Besides, who wants to lip-lock and tongue-touch with a porker?

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    Aether [real one follower]  about 3 years ago

    Wassup

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    AndreasMartin  about 3 years ago

    That makes Pig a very sensitive person who has long suffered under being confined to his home…or a pervert.

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