Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 19, 2025

Sing-along time: “Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble . . .”

Rat is a legend in his own mind

For some people spending time by yourself is ideal. Personally I prefer it since I don’t like too much noise and if I’m out of the house too long I completely lose all my energy for the day.

I never thought of Rat as much of a Reader. Unless he counts reading messages on his phone…

For some we are still waiting…

To be able to walk, read and write should be considered real gifts!!

Once again, Count Olaf and Rat are so simpatico! Amazing. Eat your ❤️ out. Oh… he forgot modest, humble and drop dead gorgeous good looking. Now you can really eat your ❤️ out. And Patriotic. Always Patriotic. God Bless America!

“Counting flowers on the wall, that don’t bother me at all; Playing solitaire ’til dawn, with a deck of 51…..”

Of course I talk to myself, how else am I assured of an intelligent conversation.

You’re everbody’s ex, Rat.

Could be a long wait, rat.

It’s probably for the best that Rat doesn’t interact with others. Considering his track record and all.

What could Rat possibly read for fun?

I bet it will be a pun.

It’s supposed to be a very nice day today. I may grab my cane and venture out. Then, I will read a bit.

More often than not, people that are alone are doing so by choice. Goat’s interference in my alone time would be most unwelcome, so don’t cry for me Argentina.

I’m just like Rat!

Many of us perfer to have a lot of time on our own. Too much people time wears me out.

“As intelligent as witty as I”

(somebody had to say it :)

Still waiting…

I slay me

Honestly, this is me. Side effect of being a neglected GenX only child. What’re ya gonna do?

Yaaa! I made the comics Again, today!