Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 01, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: What do unicorns vote on? Marigold: There are several initiatives. This one would impose a sparkle tax. This one would relax regulations on horn polish. And this one calls for the pixies in Unicorn City to shut up. Phoebe: That seems rude. Marigold: They have been singing the same song for 138 years.
Averagemoe almost 8 years ago
Forget claiming Dana is trying to get meta with her Halloween scares. Those are way too straightforward to be a jab at actual politics.
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
This demonstrates what politics do. No times for holidays whatsoever unless it leaves them some gain.
pgomes almost 8 years ago
Hey, just send The Pixies here. I’ll never get sick of Frank Black.
Monster Hesh almost 8 years ago
Uggggh, will you STOP with this anti-my-guy, pro-your-guy propaganda already!! Otherwise I’m going to drop your strip and curl up under my covers and do a wee-wee!! And while we’re at it, here’s a list of OTHER subjects you are never to breach in the course of your strip! First…
blackshire almost 8 years ago
A sparkle tax could have interesting ramifications for the human world. Imagine if they arranged for the tax to be paid out of the residuals for Manfred Mann’s song “Blinded by the Light,” every time it’s played on a radio station…?
rexvivat almost 8 years ago
This is the song that never ends…
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago
…let me guess.
https://youtu.be/0U2zJOryHKQ
mistie710 almost 8 years ago
“This is a song that will get on your nerves/Get on your nerves/Get on your nerves/This is a song that will get on your nerves…”
Teto85 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
This is what can happen. Get enough signatures and you can put anything on the ballot.
Another Unicorn almost 8 years ago
All Right, Everybody Sing !There were green alligators, and long neck geese,Some hump back camels, and chimpanzees,Some rats and cats and elephants, but sure as your born:Your never going to see no Unicorn!
Now wasn’t that fun?Ok, next Kumbaya and s’mores for everyone!!(but not for 100 years, just a couple of rounds should be ok)AU -
Khatkhattu Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I believe it may be “It’s a Small World After All” (This must be national earworm day-everybody come up with your favorite and drive the previous winner out of your mind) (The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out….isn’t this a fun game kiddies?)
nerdhoof almost 8 years ago
Or maybe she means The Pixies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ut52Szpd-w
scyphi26 almost 8 years ago
Yeah, I’d vote to have the pixies shut up after 138 years of that too. Sorry pixies, but you brought it upon yourselves.
Stephen Gilberg almost 8 years ago
Hey, the song could be their natural mating call for all we know.
John Reiher Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Wait, Unicorn City? Have we visited that yet?
Wichita1.0 almost 8 years ago
I think we can all agree that we’re not fans of pixie song.
Lucius Appaloosius almost 8 years ago
^^ Perhaps the previous poster might ponder that the pressure of this parlous period propels some personalities into peeved perorations.
Prudence (possibly) will prevail presently, and the partisan panic now poisoning our public places will pass.
Peace. 7@=e
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 3 months ago
Yeah, after singing the same song for 138 years, it kind of wears on you… :P