Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 19, 2024

It can be pretty. Dakota almost manages.

One of them says, “Step on him, but not me.”

Evil is as evil does…. or doesn’t.

Not only would it be inconsiderate for her to step on them, but they are just too cute to be stepped on.

Stomping out evil is not s good thing in this case!

Checkmate, evil!

They just discovered the real downside of evil. It makes people want to squash you.

Let’s not get violent. Just make them run in a hamster wheel for a minute while you record it. Gotta get views.

Best superhero fight scene ever.

That’s not very thwartful of him.

Just sprinkle some glitter on them, Phoebe!

Being evil doesn’t work for the small and stompable.

These guys are the equivalent of those little tiny dogs that come up and yap at you and run away the second you take a step towards them.

“Hold me back!”

These boots are made for stomping, and that’s just what they’ll do…?

That’s quite the conundrum!

Phoebe is totally messing with them. They fail so hard at being evil.

They are so cute.

Evil is almost always “pretty” or attractive. That’s why so many people fall prey to it.