So far as I can tell, Fung Chwee is 95% con and 5% not putting stuff on the useful paths through the room. But I’m one of those people who knows there are only 7 colors (12 if you force the issue).
When you can’t find the sofa, the coffee table, or see the carpet under the protective layers of empty pizza cartons, potato chip bags, dishes, and the assorted piles of miscellaneous papers, magazines, clothing, and the stray cheeto that made a break for it, the conclusion is obvious.
allen@home about 3 years ago
You really didn’t think you could get away with that. Did you Earl.
Concretionist about 3 years ago
So far as I can tell, Fung Chwee is 95% con and 5% not putting stuff on the useful paths through the room. But I’m one of those people who knows there are only 7 colors (12 if you force the issue).
catmom1360 about 3 years ago
With the vacuum on the cat should be out of there like a flash.
Wilde Bill about 3 years ago
Or, you could try not being a pig in the first place.
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
If Earl is a church man, then he should have known “cleanliness is next to godliness.”
Ratkin Premium Member about 3 years ago
Earl, like space, abhors a vacuum.
Sanspareil about 3 years ago
Best response is
“Have at it Opal”
jmworacle about 3 years ago
The need to eat far out ways that other “stuff”…
Cornelius Noodleman about 3 years ago
It doesn’t look near as messy as my brother’s room.
Doug K about 3 years ago
Cleaning up really didn’t take very long.
And Earl is able to get right to accomplishing his important task of …
iggyman about 3 years ago
“A man’s home is his castle”, Earl must be the Joker!
juicebruce about 3 years ago
Earl when you are done there "Bob The Squirrel " needs some help ;-)
scote1379 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Feng Shui , just another excuse to rearrange the room !
Il Siciliano about 3 years ago
Earl’s Yin seems to ALWAYS lose to Opal’s Yang!
jagedlo about 3 years ago
Should have left her in that mattress she was sunk in yesterday, Earl!
timbob2313 Premium Member about 3 years ago
I would give his excuse a C+
mfrasca about 3 years ago
The trash on the rug really holds the room together.
Ichabod Ferguson about 3 years ago
It’s fun to be a slob until the bugs come.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
A crash course in feng shui and he’s an expert…??? LOL
Bookworm about 3 years ago
When you can’t find the sofa, the coffee table, or see the carpet under the protective layers of empty pizza cartons, potato chip bags, dishes, and the assorted piles of miscellaneous papers, magazines, clothing, and the stray cheeto that made a break for it, the conclusion is obvious.
It’s time to move.
Snolep about 3 years ago
Not to mention the ting, tang, walla walla bing bang!
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
At least you can Wang Chung tonight.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
Well, the cat is happy!
tremaine53 about 3 years ago
If it can’t get you out of housework, what good is Eastern Philosophy?!?
kab2rb about 3 years ago
Sorry Earl that will not work.
M. Dodd about 3 years ago
Interestingly, Bizarro over at King also has a feng shui gag today
zeexenon about 3 years ago
My brother swears acupuncture in his ear-lobe solved his back pain. The VA is way ahead of my DO.
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
Feng Shui assumes a tidy room as any kind of clutter interrupts the flow of chi and brings maternal wrath.
Thinkingblade about 3 years ago
Even the cat hates the vacuum cleaner – one thing Earl and the beast can agree on!
syzygy47 about 3 years ago
WC Fields: “If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull@#$%”
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member about 3 years ago
And the B and the S!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 3 years ago
You know it, Earl. I’ve got a degree in Sociology, which I have used since May 21, 1983, the day after I got it.
pbr50138 about 3 years ago
Opal knew you were full of it, right off the bat Earl.