Pickles by Brian Crane for September 20, 2024

Sometimes I feel like exercising, but I usually lie down until the feeling goes away.

Ice cream

Taking a nap works.

Alcohol.

It is called rest.

More to exercise than flutter kicks. Find ones you like and stick to them.

The after workout stretch!

Have you tried stress?

It’s called a nap.

That looks kinda like some things my physical therapist has us do, except it looks like she has a more comfortable mat.

It’s called wine, Opal ;-))

ICE CREAM!

Try a medicinal.

The proper exercise will exorcise that stress that bedevils you.

Whenever I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away.

There is. Forty pounds. You’ll quit almost instantly.

so is exercising every eleven years or so considered a workout “routine”?

Happy Hour!

A long walk is much more relaxing. If you want more strain you can swing some light weights while you walk, or walk faster…both, as it gets easier.

Naps.

sex

A long hot bath.

Doing them on a wide table instead of on the floor. I am not a pretty sight getting on or up from the floor anymore. I must be a “Plugger”.

I’m with Opal on this one.

Honey, there is … read Masters and Johnson.

That’s what Tylenol and Advil are for.

Bayer Back & Body tablets

When you figure out how it does? Let me know.

Red red wine….

There is, Opal! It’s called “keep doing the exercise.” Your body will grow stronger and more flexible and exercise will become easier and easier. Too many people, especially those who start exercising after a long period of inactivity, overdo it and even if they don’t, they don’t persevere and reap the benefits, including the fact that exercise wll become easier.

A nice hot bath with bubbles, lots of bubbles.

Booze, chocolate, cat memes.

cold compresses (or a cool shower till your numb) then a warm shower

Take 5, Opal.

There is. Popcorn