Geez, what a cry baby! How much time out of your dedicated sofa-sitter life will be lost by a trip to a fabric store?! And maybe you can make a side trip to a bakery to get something to stuff your face with and add another inch to your waist, Earl!
Recall previous strip, Earl was telling Nelson Grandma’s secret power. Making time stand still every time he was dragged to the fabric store. Sent a copy to my mom!
NOW THAT’S A MEAN “TWEET”! can’t run for president now Earl – no matter how much better/worse than your opponent – you just had 1 too many mean tweets. sorry bro
“Tactical” has been perverted into a marketing term meaning “Buy this and it’ll make you feel like a real bada$$”. A “tactical” pen? Even sillier than the “tactical” flashlights I’m always getting ads for.
Come on Earl, I take the wife to Hobby Lobby for fabric all the time. I actually like to shop there too for supplies. Suck it up buttercup, you might like it.
I had one of those in the under the seat bag of my bike, never used it. I also had a tire lever to pull off the rubber when I got a flat and CO2 canisters, they had a lot of use.
C 11 days ago
Nary a tantō to be found when you really need one
sirbadger 11 days ago
He’s going to take that to the fabric store and play with it. The knife option might cause him to be arrested.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 11 days ago
Rescue me
I want you in my arms
Rescue me
I need your tender charms
‘Cause I’m lonely and I’m blue
I need you and your love too
Come on and rescue me
Come on baby and rescue me
Come on baby can’t you see
That I need you by my side
Can’t you see that I’m lonely
Rescue me
Come on and take my heart
Take your love and conquer every part
’Cause I need you by my side
Can’t you see that I’m lonely
Rescue me
Come on and take my hand
Take my love I want you for my man
‘Cause I’m lonely and I’m blue
I need you and your love too
Come on and rescue me
Come on baby and rescue me
Come on baby can’t you see
That I need you by my side
Can’t you see that I’m lonely
Ooh, whoo, ooh, whoo
Ooh, whoo, ooh, whoo
Ooh, wh-hoo, hoo, ooh, wh-whoo
Love me baby
Love me baby
Hold me baby
Hold me baby
Kiss me baby
Kiss me baby
Squeeze me baby
Squeeze me baby
Oh baby, oh baby
Help me baby
Help me baby
Oh baby, ah baby
Oh baby, ah baby.
. . . . . . . . .
NOT THAT EARL ISN’T LOOKING FORWARD TO THE TRIP TO THE STORE, dhg
Sanspareil 11 days ago
The Opal removal tweet!! Invaluable!!
Argythree 11 days ago
Geez, what a cry baby! How much time out of your dedicated sofa-sitter life will be lost by a trip to a fabric store?! And maybe you can make a side trip to a bakery to get something to stuff your face with and add another inch to your waist, Earl!
carlsonbob 11 days ago
I’m waiting to see if it works. If so, I need to get one!
iggyman 11 days ago
That whistle is only a stress reliever Earl, You’re going to the store, !
juicebruce 11 days ago
When you get a new toy you must make sure it works ;-)
PraiseofFolly 11 days ago
If that pen also has a laser pointer, don’t confuse the laser with the whistle.
The Reader Premium Member 11 days ago
He is going to be popular at the fabric store!
My First Premium Member 11 days ago
It’s called a Swiss Army Pen.
ddl297 11 days ago
Fabric stores, like paint stores, are BORING! “Do you like this color?” “It looks the same to me as the other FIFTY blues you showed me!”
Ned Snipes 11 days ago
Gadgets and senior men, doesn’t matter if it’s useful or not, We Want Them!
tremaine53 11 days ago
“You’ve been talking about getting more exercise, Opal. You can walk to the fabric store!”
Frank Salem Premium Member 11 days ago
If it works I’m going to buy me one.
Funniguy 11 days ago
Next time buy the Strategic Whistle, it may buy you more time.
Slowly, he turned... 11 days ago
Is he blowing it for reinforcements?
gozirra2 Premium Member 11 days ago
Recall previous strip, Earl was telling Nelson Grandma’s secret power. Making time stand still every time he was dragged to the fabric store. Sent a copy to my mom!
kaycstamper 11 days ago
Why doesn’t Opal drive?
WaitingMan 11 days ago
Years ago, I saw an item that was a pen/disposable lighter. Very strange.
jango 11 days ago
All hands on deck!
ANIMAL 11 days ago
so much for THAT (LOL)
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ 11 days ago
does she need an ingredient for whatever she’s cooking up?
Saddenedby Premium Member 11 days ago
NOW THAT’S A MEAN “TWEET”! can’t run for president now Earl – no matter how much better/worse than your opponent – you just had 1 too many mean tweets. sorry bro
Cozmik Cowboy 11 days ago
“Tactical” has been perverted into a marketing term meaning “Buy this and it’ll make you feel like a real bada$$”. A “tactical” pen? Even sillier than the “tactical” flashlights I’m always getting ads for.
Zebrastripes 11 days ago
Oooooooo. U. G. H. !
IndyW 11 days ago
Come on Earl, I take the wife to Hobby Lobby for fabric all the time. I actually like to shop there too for supplies. Suck it up buttercup, you might like it.
ladykat 11 days ago
Nobody will rescue you, Earl.
ragsarooni 11 days ago
I thought opal drives as well…so why does she need to torture earl?
rjarchuleta 11 days ago
Earl needs to write a book on being Earl.
ira.crank 11 days ago
I always carry my tactical toothpick in its patriot liberty holster.
patrickschreiber1951 11 days ago
Can’t she drive?
ssejhill 11 days ago
Does the whistle also perform magic? Did it make Opal disappear?
Bookworm 11 days ago
Her: “There’s eggshell, and buttercream, and ecru, and ivory . . . .”
Him: “There’s white, white, white, and very white.”
Smeagol 11 days ago
I had one of those in the under the seat bag of my bike, never used it. I also had a tire lever to pull off the rubber when I got a flat and CO2 canisters, they had a lot of use.
vonskippy 11 days ago
Since when can’t Opal drive herself?
Strawberry King 10 days ago
But does it write?
ellisaana Premium Member 10 days ago
But can you write with upside down, like in space?
Jaythor 7 days ago
Opal drives. She can take herself…