Pickles by Brian Crane for October 25, 2024

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    C  11 days ago

    Nary a tantō to be found when you really need one

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    sirbadger  11 days ago

    He’s going to take that to the fabric store and play with it. The knife option might cause him to be arrested.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  11 days ago

    Rescue me

    I want you in my arms

    Rescue me

    I need your tender charms

    ‘Cause I’m lonely and I’m blue

    I need you and your love too

    Come on and rescue me

    Come on baby and rescue me

    Come on baby can’t you see

    That I need you by my side

    Can’t you see that I’m lonely

    Rescue me

    Come on and take my heart

    Take your love and conquer every part

    ’Cause I need you by my side

    Can’t you see that I’m lonely

    Rescue me

    Come on and take my hand

    Take my love I want you for my man

    ‘Cause I’m lonely and I’m blue

    I need you and your love too

    Come on and rescue me

    Come on baby and rescue me

    Come on baby can’t you see

    That I need you by my side

    Can’t you see that I’m lonely

    Ooh, whoo, ooh, whoo

    Ooh, whoo, ooh, whoo

    Ooh, wh-hoo, hoo, ooh, wh-whoo

    Love me baby

    Love me baby

    Hold me baby

    Hold me baby

    Kiss me baby

    Kiss me baby

    Squeeze me baby

    Squeeze me baby

    Oh baby, oh baby

    Help me baby

    Help me baby

    Oh baby, ah baby

    Oh baby, ah baby.

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    NOT THAT EARL ISN’T LOOKING FORWARD TO THE TRIP TO THE STORE, dhg

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    Sanspareil  11 days ago

    The Opal removal tweet!! Invaluable!!

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    Argythree  11 days ago

    Geez, what a cry baby! How much time out of your dedicated sofa-sitter life will be lost by a trip to a fabric store?! And maybe you can make a side trip to a bakery to get something to stuff your face with and add another inch to your waist, Earl!

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    carlsonbob  11 days ago

    I’m waiting to see if it works. If so, I need to get one!

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    iggyman  11 days ago

    That whistle is only a stress reliever Earl, You’re going to the store, !

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    juicebruce  11 days ago

    When you get a new toy you must make sure it works ;-)

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    PraiseofFolly  11 days ago

    If that pen also has a laser pointer, don’t confuse the laser with the whistle.

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    The Reader Premium Member 11 days ago

    He is going to be popular at the fabric store!

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    My First Premium Member 11 days ago

    It’s called a Swiss Army Pen.

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    ddl297  11 days ago

    Fabric stores, like paint stores, are BORING! “Do you like this color?” “It looks the same to me as the other FIFTY blues you showed me!”

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    Ned Snipes  11 days ago

    Gadgets and senior men, doesn’t matter if it’s useful or not, We Want Them!

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    tremaine53  11 days ago

    “You’ve been talking about getting more exercise, Opal. You can walk to the fabric store!”

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    Frank Salem Premium Member 11 days ago

    If it works I’m going to buy me one.

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    Funniguy  11 days ago

    Next time buy the Strategic Whistle, it may buy you more time.

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    Slowly, he turned...  11 days ago

    Is he blowing it for reinforcements?

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    gozirra2 Premium Member 11 days ago

    Recall previous strip, Earl was telling Nelson Grandma’s secret power. Making time stand still every time he was dragged to the fabric store. Sent a copy to my mom!

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    kaycstamper  11 days ago

    Why doesn’t Opal drive?

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    WaitingMan  11 days ago

    Years ago, I saw an item that was a pen/disposable lighter. Very strange.

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    jango  11 days ago

    All hands on deck!

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    ANIMAL  11 days ago

    so much for THAT (LOL)

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  11 days ago

    does she need an ingredient for whatever she’s cooking up?

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 11 days ago

    NOW THAT’S A MEAN “TWEET”! can’t run for president now Earl – no matter how much better/worse than your opponent – you just had 1 too many mean tweets. sorry bro

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    Cozmik Cowboy  11 days ago

    “Tactical” has been perverted into a marketing term meaning “Buy this and it’ll make you feel like a real bada$$”. A “tactical” pen? Even sillier than the “tactical” flashlights I’m always getting ads for.

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    Zebrastripes  11 days ago

    Oooooooo. U. G. H. !

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    IndyW  11 days ago

    Come on Earl, I take the wife to Hobby Lobby for fabric all the time. I actually like to shop there too for supplies. Suck it up buttercup, you might like it.

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    ladykat  11 days ago

    Nobody will rescue you, Earl.

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    ragsarooni  11 days ago

    I thought opal drives as well…so why does she need to torture earl?

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    rjarchuleta  11 days ago

    Earl needs to write a book on being Earl.

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    ira.crank  11 days ago

    I always carry my tactical toothpick in its patriot liberty holster.

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    patrickschreiber1951  11 days ago

    Can’t she drive?

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    ssejhill  11 days ago

    Does the whistle also perform magic? Did it make Opal disappear?

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    Bookworm  11 days ago

    Her: “There’s eggshell, and buttercream, and ecru, and ivory . . . .”

    Him: “There’s white, white, white, and very white.”

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    Smeagol  11 days ago

    I had one of those in the under the seat bag of my bike, never used it. I also had a tire lever to pull off the rubber when I got a flat and CO2 canisters, they had a lot of use.

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    vonskippy  11 days ago

    Since when can’t Opal drive herself?

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    Strawberry King  10 days ago

    But does it write?

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    ellisaana Premium Member 10 days ago

    But can you write with upside down, like in space?

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    Jaythor  7 days ago

    Opal drives. She can take herself…

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