Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 12, 2023

New cular.

Gorilla warfare.

I’d take the significant otter and sixteenth chapel.

There’s some would dispute duck tape . . .

… Pasgetti with meatsocks…

Gestapo soup?

Not getting ‘pineapple politeness’.

The first time hubby had gazpacho was at a friend’s house…when we got home, he asked why the host called it “Gestapo soup”. I’ve called it that ever since. :-)

That’s a very narrow door for such a wide opening. :D :D :D

No, no, no! It’s It’s A Doggy Dogg World; I’ve seen the album cover

When driving in the rain, always use your Winchu wipers from China.

Instead of “You’re liable to get hurt”, a childhood friend used to say: “Your eyeball will get hurt”. He may still be saying it??

Funny play on words.

Decades ago I heard a co-worker talk about a Mob boss who refused to testify in a trial: “He kept taking the Fifth Commandment.”

Oh dear. I thought it was a Mazel (or Masel) Tov Cocktail. What’s the correct term? Google isn’t helping me with this one.

Groan, I’m ready to fade into Bolivian. (I think Mike Tyson said that).

Why are all porpoises in tents?

Too bad Statue of Limitations hadn’t met Duck Tape in time.

Until my eyes made it to the top of this page, I was SURE I was reading “Frank & Ernest!”

There’s also spoonerisms, and bowdlerization (new to me) … here’s a long link to the short definitions and background (thanks to Gaggle):

https://socratic.org/questions/what-is-the-difference-between-bowdlerised-spoonerisms-and-malapropisms#:~:text=Bowdlerization%20refers%20to%20censorship%2C%20spoonerism,similar%20but%20means%20something%20different.

These were really fun, Dave, and the comments were very good as well.

Do you break your cocktail glass after you drink you mazel tov cocktail?

Is the sixteenth chapel a replacement for the fifteenth chapel?

Would it be proper to say that the statue of limitations is limb-challenged?

Hey – isn’t that Lucky Ducky from…

What’s the difference between a significant otter and an insignificant otter? [Someone otter know.]

“Don’t l’eggo my Alter-Eggo!”

Thanks Dave, very fun…

Vere are your papers to open the gestapo zoup…

That should read, “for all intensive porpoises”. :)

Me always thought it was duck tape until me saw it spelling somewhere.

Farm out! These were out of state!

When we left San Francisco, I was 7. I always thought the other town was Sam Matail until I was 18 and saw a road sign saying San Mateo.

where’s the chocolate moose…?

Exercise Tax.

That’s not German to this conversation.

And I thought a first year student was a Frenchman.

Yeah, the bathroom’s on the right.

It should be “gazpacho” soup.