Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 08, 2023

What a charlatan.

Didn’t understand the gravity of the situation.

Before Newton, people wore shoes with nails on the soles to keep them from falling off the planet.

Ha. Gravity was discovered long before Newton.

He didn’t give a fig.

So this is why science is in crisis!

He went on to make a name for himself in figs.

sci fi…

Oh the gravitas!

Deny, deflect, discredit…we know this guy is going down hard.

Big Gravity has a universal “pull” on everyone and everything.

Jimmy Neutron was his great, great, great grandson

Deny, deny, deny

Go look for that William Tell guy.

They’re here to keep you grounded.

Well, he didn’t get a lot of levity out of this one.

Sir Eyes-ACK …!

( phonetically speaking )

Haha! I love their faces. Especially Mr. Eyebrows.

Big Gravity CEOs are surprisingly down to earth.

Gravity would be patented and we’d all be paying a fee to stay planted on the planet. Which we sort of are.

And a couple centuries later, Einstein did not know what to do with their Constant…

Afraid of Apple’s copyright lawyers, I see.

the beginning of CORE math