Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 22, 2024

She’ll squash his hopes.

He will add some pumpkins spice to her life…

That beer will extinguish the candles. Drunks are dimwits.

The name’s 0’Lantern…

… Jack O’Lantern!

Guaranteed safe sex; he’s got a Holloweenie.

he’s out of his gourd…

Trick, not Treat….

Wearing Freddy’s sweater yet.

It doesn’t count if it was already lit.

I like the stripped shirt, reminds me of Fredy Kruger, ready to destroy everything. And consider P 2025, which has an orange stooge for a hand puppet. Old pumpkins are orange on the outside, hollow and rotting on the inside, and must be thrown out in early November.

Hooray for Peter Pumpkin

Who’ll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead?

Mr. Horseman, you belong across the street in the Sleepy Hollow tavern. (Hessian’s are so stubborn!)

Where the Headless Horseman got his rage…

“ Hey, wanna make out?”

“ How?”

Looking for MR Good Pumpkin , doesn’t end well ! ;-)

She doesn’t date pumpkinheads? How about Erasureheads—the band? …or Erasurehead—Henry Spencer?

It usually depends on if the gal can make the guy’s light switch go up or down …!

( innuendo’s & innuendon’ts )

Sorry but they cannot abide your cologne “Old Pumpkin Spice”.

Is that Clayton in there?

Is that Jack Pumpkinhead of Oz?

Get a dog, they’re always happy to see you.

Cute!

probly drinking that pumpkin spice beer crap to boot!

He’s David S. Pumpkins, and he’s gonna scare the h-e-double l out pf you!