Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 24, 2025

The choice is plane enough.

Is Your Journey Really Necessary?

Boy, First Class ain’t what it used to be.

In the future when AI knows all and runs all.

Ewwwww. I think I’ll walk.

Another reason not to fly.

They left out the seat next to the customer with severe gas.

Cancel

Why airline tickets are NDA’s.

Fly with rival company

“Nut case that wigs-out in the aisle and has to be removed from the plane” was left out… so I’ll take his seat!

Can she fit in the overhead compartment?

Seat next to infant who definitely needs changed!! (Happened to me once…)

hopefully, not a long flight..

It won’t be a flight of fancy.

and … did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

Erma Bombeck

Hm, maybe you should drive

“400 pound man who pushes against you since he wants to sit in your seat as well as his.” (actual experience)

I may pass on the trip.

With all the budget cuts to the FAA, driving is probably safer.

My last flight to Alaska was the free seat.

I think i’ll drive to Hawaii.

I have never understood how the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane…

Rail travel is not that bad.

Ejector seat.