Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 22, 2025

Downloading thoughts is even harder.

Are you sure that you have anything to upload?

I’m told that my head is always in the clouds anyway.

Sometimes it’s just too sunny out. Try again on at least a partly cloudy day.

You will need to update your softwear. Try these new jogging pants.

AIR HEADS UNITE!

That’s because it’s national goof off day today.

Wrong thoughts, Dave, wrong thoughts!!

DELETE DELETE DELETE!!!

He keeps failing the CAPTCHA.

Must have forgotten the encryption key…

They may need to check with the cartoonist. It could be that this is a result of the cartoonist observing National Goof Off Day.

What is the password?

Dave, the man’s words should have been floating, not in a word balloon.

he’s on cloud 9…

The cloud has seen your thoughts and rejected them.

The clerk is feeling an overcast of emotions.

I’ve looked at clouds from both sides now,from up and down,and feel somehow,it’s clouds illusions I recall, I really don’t know clouds at all.

Unplugging what? Your brain or the kid???

I’ve been way ahead of the crowd. My thoughts have been cloudy since I was a kid.

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs?

Pushing the theory

Ain’t data shame.

Don’t worry, the IT Kid will roll his eyes and do it for him (while muttering under his breath)

I have trouble uploading my butt from a chair.

The personal data collectors can’t make any money on that, so that knock on your door is them here to break your legs.

He’s a poet, and all his thoughts are in blank verse.

I can relate. I keep forgetting to pick up some Prevagen when I go out.

It’s his own fault. He’s a thoughtless fellow.

That tech guy sure instills confidence

Maybe this guy needs Psyche Support instead …!

So what is this, tech support @ Best Buy ??? ;-)

I was at my tax preparer’s office when I realized I did not have one of my tax forms, I got the phone out and managed to find it, made a screen shot and uploaded it to their site and all done!!! What did we do before all this tech? I would have had to reschedule and wait for snail mail to deliver it.

It’s accessing the cloud to retrieve them I have problems with. My thoughts are always cloudy.

Well, there’s his problem…he can’t seem to get his head in the clouds.