Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 23, 2021

Oh ladies! Please don’t stop!

What? I don’t believe this. This has got to be one elaborate April Fool gag when Brainzo is finally revealed to be behind all these crazy illusions on April 1st.

Yeah, I suppose Cobra has saved Rip’s life a lot of times, if you count all the times that she shot at him and missed.

This one is a stretch, Dan. Please give us something to help us believe. And DON’T let it be BRAINZO!

Rip says it all.

Ka-HUGS!

IIRC correctly, the current sequence started with Brainzo announcing that he was going to begin a new sequence.Or words to that effect.

Is Breezy going to start calling Cobra Corrine now? Is RJ going to call her Aunt Cobra, will Fireball? Stay tuned to as Rip’s World Spins (seemingly out of control.)

I’m all choked up…because this is getting very hard to swallow.

Quo the 70’s… Rip get to watch, if he’s a good boy

First Lexy and now Cobra? Breezy does seem to have a soft spot for hopeless losers. That goes a long way toward explaining her fling with Jenkins.

Did Rip just step into the (GASP!) ……. THE TWILIGHT ZONE! Cue Rod Serling.

HOT!

I kind of like this development. Getting a little bored of the frenemy side of her.

Is this another Brainiac holodeck illusion? Cobra having feelings? Breezy empathetic toward her? Dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo……

Just because Rip (despite the colorful images in which he appears) tends to view the world in black and white doesn’t mean Dan is unaware of the complex context in which real people and their multivarious influences find themselves operating, not always with their wills totally free. Rip, Cobra, Breezy, et al., are simply (or complexly) doing the best they can. Cut them various alternative degrees of slack.

This is sweet, but I’m not sure if I like this turn of events.

KA-HUG FACTORY!

You think this is weird, Rip? Just be glad you’re not in Alley Oop.

KA-Threesome please?

Breezy will get more affection, intimacy, passion and intelligent conversation from Cobra than from ka-nobrain Rip.

I’m just gonna go to the Waffle House for some take-out, then come home and listen to their jukebox hits on the YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wQi73RfG8

ka-sweet

How would you know Rip, you spent most of it playing with a reality warping alien

Breezy has the right idea. These are difficult times, indeed. Now is the time for everyone to come together and be there for each other.

“I don’t understand! Is there a gas leak in here?” – Plankton

And I thought Rip Haywire was weird…

WAY past time this happened!

Oh puleeeeze, geta’ a room.

The destruction of Cobra is complete