Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 21, 2016
Transcript:
Pablo Picasso's full name was Pablo Diego Jose Francisco De Paula Juan Nepomuceno Maria De Los Remedios Cipriano De La Santisma Trinidad Martyr Patricio Clito Ruiz Y Picasso! The Americas boast more pyramids than the rest of the world- including Egypt- combined! Known as the Prince Philip Movement, the Yaohanen villagers of the Province of Tanna worship Prince Philip, consort to Queen Elizabeth II, believing he is the son of their God.
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
And there’s a German whose full name is Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvorangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolfhunderttausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvonderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgenachtmittungsteinundsiebeniridiumelektrischmotorsgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchennachbarschaftdersternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneuerassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvorandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum (he’s on Wikipedia).
Bilan almost 9 years ago
We also boast more Starbucks than the rest of the world. But that’s not as impressive.
juicebruce almost 9 years ago
But you can just call me “Bill”
didereaux almost 9 years ago
Prince Philip-Jesus. Yeah, why not. If one, why not the other? god(s) really should use condoms.
bookworm0812 almost 9 years ago
Okaaaaaay……If the US has more pyramids than Egypt, how come I’ve never seen any? You’d think I’d at least find ONE.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Now we know why it took Picasso thirty minutes to sign a check!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 9 years ago
@TEMPLO S.U.D.—Believe This, Or Don’t!! TEMPLO needed to soak his fingers in Epsom salts for a full hour after he typed Adolph’s full name!
Max Starman Jones almost 9 years ago
It’s a good think Picasso didn’t sign his paintings. No one could have seen the picture.
comixbomix almost 9 years ago
Take that, Mr. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!
Jogger2 almost 9 years ago
Most pyramids in the world are step pyramids. The Egyptian pyramids became notable when Egyptians started building smooth-sided pyramids. Also, the Egyptian pyramids were larger. The Great Pyramid was the world’s tallest man-made structure for over 3,000 years — longer than any other.
Maintoc almost 9 years ago
Hence Picasso just being popularly known as Picasso.
hankgillette almost 9 years ago
Picasso must have really hated filling out forms.
AZCoyote almost 9 years ago
It’s just as believable as any other religion.
ghretighoti almost 9 years ago
If Picasso had been in the U.S. Army, his dogtags would have read “Pablo NMI Picasso”. (NMI= No Middle Initial)