A lady is walking down the street and sees a parrot in the window of a pet store.
She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.”
Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work.
The next day she sees the same parrot in the window. When the parrot sees her it says, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” She’s livid, and storms off.
A day later she sees the same parrot and once again it says, “Hey lady, my God are you ugly.”
The lady is so furious that she marches into the store and threatens to sue the store and have the bird killed. The store manager apologizes profusely and promises the bird won’t say it again.
The next day when the lady walks past the store the parrot says to her, “Hey lady. Lady!”
She pauses, scowls with an icy stare, and says, “Yes?”
As a child, sleeping in the country at my grandparents’ house, I did worry about spiders crawling into my ears. I used to wad toilet tissue in my ears: spider free!
Calvin for President ! about 6 hours ago
Melson Nandela ?
The Duke about 6 hours ago
I hope that spider didn’t lay any eggs in her ear.
Bilan about 6 hours ago
The purple frog is tired of people asking if it knows Barney.
Pickled Pete about 4 hours ago
She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.”
Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work.
The next day she sees the same parrot in the window. When the parrot sees her it says, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” She’s livid, and storms off.
A day later she sees the same parrot and once again it says, “Hey lady, my God are you ugly.”
The lady is so furious that she marches into the store and threatens to sue the store and have the bird killed. The store manager apologizes profusely and promises the bird won’t say it again.
The next day when the lady walks past the store the parrot says to her, “Hey lady. Lady!”
She pauses, scowls with an icy stare, and says, “Yes?”
And the parrot says, “… You know…”
Huckleberry Hiroshima 24 minutes ago
That was Morse Code. The spider had a message for you. Probably something about your snoring.
HarryLime Premium Member 23 minutes ago
As a child, sleeping in the country at my grandparents’ house, I did worry about spiders crawling into my ears. I used to wad toilet tissue in my ears: spider free!
51 Champion 17 minutes ago
The purple frog sounds a lot like gamers