Well at least there will be no vampires around. Or was it werewolfs. No I think that it is vampires. For werewolf’s there is wolfsbane. So for vampires, it must be garlic to keep them away, I think.
I love garlic! Everyone in my family does. No one notices any garlic breath. We all brush our teeth regularly. I understand it’s not everyone’s favorite thing (all the more for me!) but garlic is wonderful to cook with and is an ingredient that is used in so many cuisines. When they make their killer chili, it’s almost guaranteed to have garlic in it. It’s fine they don’t like it but I don’t see why the have to put down garlic as much as they do.
For some reason I can’t smell garlic . . . . I’ve even driven through Gilroy, California at the height of garlic season and can just barely sense something while my wife looks like she is about to expire . . .
overtherainbow about 3 years ago
The bird is hilarious! Can’t stop laughing! :-D
Qiset about 3 years ago
Just as long as it works for mosquitoes.
littlejohn Premium Member about 3 years ago
Well at least there will be no vampires around. Or was it werewolfs. No I think that it is vampires. For werewolf’s there is wolfsbane. So for vampires, it must be garlic to keep them away, I think.
GiantShetlandPony about 3 years ago
A long time ago, I kept forgetting someone I was dating didn’t like garlic. Yep, I’d forget. Made for some interesting dates.
Eric Klein about 3 years ago
Run backwards
GaloisField about 3 years ago
I suspect Meemaw’s had a hand in this!
And Yes; love that bird.
jagedlo about 3 years ago
I guess the bird’s thinking that it should have stayed in their nest this morning!
Anon4242 about 3 years ago
I love garlic! Everyone in my family does. No one notices any garlic breath. We all brush our teeth regularly. I understand it’s not everyone’s favorite thing (all the more for me!) but garlic is wonderful to cook with and is an ingredient that is used in so many cuisines. When they make their killer chili, it’s almost guaranteed to have garlic in it. It’s fine they don’t like it but I don’t see why the have to put down garlic as much as they do.
squeakybunny about 3 years ago
That’s why no one has heard of the Gilroy vampire.
Objective Turnip about 3 years ago
Just hang around with more folks that eat garlic, too!
fritzoid Premium Member about 3 years ago
Pasquale’s never seemed to mind his own garlic breath before…
dv about 3 years ago
For some reason I can’t smell garlic . . . . I’ve even driven through Gilroy, California at the height of garlic season and can just barely sense something while my wife looks like she is about to expire . . .
Wichita1.0 about 3 years ago
Who would WANT to? Mmmm. Garlicky goodness.
shamino about 3 years ago
Garlic is for lovers. https://youtu.be/RslDzeOJxws
Enjoy.
asrialfeeple about 3 years ago
I thought it was attack of the broccoli.
Durak Premium Member about 3 years ago
The bird is thinking “He who burped it, chirped it.”
Slatsmagee I about 3 years ago
But why would you want to…
BlueKnight1966 about 3 years ago
For folks that complain about it so much, they certainly eat a lot of it. New jokes may need to be ordered.
Bill The Nuke about 3 years ago
Especially when wearing a mask
DKHenderson 9 months ago
That’s the first time that any Gumbo noticed their own garlic breath.