Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 23, 2022

Living with her is the pits

Precycling.

Most humans, most of the time, mostly just tossed stuff over their shoulders when they were done with it. Except stuff that would attract predators. Folks who tossed THAT kind of stuff without burying it tended not to be successful at breeding.

naganderthal

She’s got a bone to pick with him…

It’s the age-old hunters and gatherers vs gatherers and sorters.

I’ll go for what’s in pit number one, Monty.

What can a guy do? How can a guy do anything without someone to …?

Is that a future fossil or trash?

Ugh can you imagine cleaning up after your pet T-Rex?

But what if he’s standing on the other side of the pits?

Come on, if you mix it up a little it give the anthropologist relevance.

…and I thought he was planting bones to hope to grow another wooly Mammoth

Will they dig up the left pit in the future and find watches?