Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 14, 2023

Caught in the act. That’s the satori of my life.

Maybe finding enlightenment isn’t worth after all.

O thought Bodhi was the dragon on mythtickle.

Go off and enlighten yourself.

It also comes in three flavours!

He obviously has not had any kind of ice cream cone before.

He is the one in need of some enlightenment.

Then why bother?

This is research. He has to learn what cravings and desires are.

If someone says “Cheech Wizard is dumb,” is that Bode shaming?

He’s is enlightened already. Eating LIGHT ice cream

But ice cream is a treat created in Heaven!

Keep on until you have enlightenment licked. Mmmm, I mean Ommm.

Fundies were invented to keep other people from achieving enjoyment. “Bugger off” is the correct response to them.

G R O A N — LOLOL