Back in the early days of MTV, Kevin Cronin, the lead singer of REO Speedwagon, always, and I mean always, had a drop of sweat hanging from the tip of his nose in all of the band’s live videos.
Pigs don’t sweat. Of the animals that do sweat, humans do the most. Monkeys, apes, zebras, and horses can also sweat a lot. Evolution has selected for humans to sweat and be mostly devoid of body hair, because it is survival advantage. While many animals can run faster than a human, they can’t do it for long without overheating and stopping. Humans can chase animals a long time because they can keep cool by sweating. Eventually they catch the animal, kill it and eat it. Maybe instead of “I sweat like a pig” (not at all), say “I sweat like a human”. Or maybe “I sweat like a horse”.
sirbadger 2 months ago
That’s not the worst thing he’s done in the ocean.
Ratkin Premium Member 2 months ago
Don’t sweat it.
vlad8601 2 months ago
pigs don’t have sweat glands
Keno21 2 months ago
Neither do sharks. That’s why they pant.
Nuke Road Warrior 2 months ago
How can you tell under water?
markkahler52 2 months ago
And yer deodorant don’t work so well, either!!
Mikeswolvesbane 2 months ago
Back in the early days of MTV, Kevin Cronin, the lead singer of REO Speedwagon, always, and I mean always, had a drop of sweat hanging from the tip of his nose in all of the band’s live videos.
Kroykali 2 months ago
So, sing in the shower. Problem solved.
CaveCat87 2 months ago
Hawthorne, you’re gonna be up to your neck in lawsuits for plagiarizing the name.
formathe 2 months ago
worked for Springsteen.
Calvins Brother 2 months ago
Crabitol sounds like a pill commercial you see around the evening news.
tony_n_jen2003 2 months ago
I remember Damitol
David Rickard Premium Member 2 months ago
From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:
Gotta say, “Crabitol” sounds more like an ointment than a record label.
Joe Bo Premium Member 2 months ago
Pigs don’t sweat. Of the animals that do sweat, humans do the most. Monkeys, apes, zebras, and horses can also sweat a lot. Evolution has selected for humans to sweat and be mostly devoid of body hair, because it is survival advantage. While many animals can run faster than a human, they can’t do it for long without overheating and stopping. Humans can chase animals a long time because they can keep cool by sweating. Eventually they catch the animal, kill it and eat it. Maybe instead of “I sweat like a pig” (not at all), say “I sweat like a human”. Or maybe “I sweat like a horse”.
gammaguy 2 months ago
With Trump’s recent return to obsessing about his sexual lawsuits, I’m wondering whether he’s tried to trademark “Grabitol”.
Billavi Premium Member 2 months ago
He does have a Vince Neil look, and both of them have killed people
eb110americana 2 months ago
If a shark sweats, does the water level rise?