KIRK: He lied. Everything Harry tells you is a lie. Remember that. Everything Harry tells you is a lie.
MUDD: Listen to this carefully, Norman. I am lying.
NORMAN: You say you are lying, but if everything you say is a lie then you are telling the truth, but you cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie. You lie. You tell the truth. But you cannot for…Illogical! Illogical! Please explain. (Smoke comes out of Norman’s head.)
from “Give’em Hell Harry” on Nixon: everything he says is a lie. He lies out of both sides of his mouth at once. If he ever told a truth, he’d lie right after it to make up for it.
dadthedawg Premium Member 12 months ago
Set your tape recorders…..
Coopersdad 12 months ago
Now THAT IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 12 months ago
It’s hard to remember lies.
Sanspareil 12 months ago
Only once is a new concept!
Superfrog 12 months ago
…today.
eced52 12 months ago
If only that were true.
GROG Premium Member 12 months ago
Surely you jest.
Captain Colorado 12 months ago
Q: “How can you tell when a politician is lying?”A: “His lips are moving.”
Imagine 12 months ago
…per minute.
Zykoic 12 months ago
Until I add more “embellishments”.
blunebottle 12 months ago
Remember this one?:
KIRK: He lied. Everything Harry tells you is a lie. Remember that. Everything Harry tells you is a lie.
MUDD: Listen to this carefully, Norman. I am lying.
NORMAN: You say you are lying, but if everything you say is a lie then you are telling the truth, but you cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie. You lie. You tell the truth. But you cannot for…Illogical! Illogical! Please explain. (Smoke comes out of Norman’s head.)
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
What do call an animal that knows if you’re lying?
Sealion
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
My blind friend kept lying to me…
It was hard for him to see the truth.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
How can you catch on if somebody is lying?
They’re neither sitting nor standing!
Rasslebear 12 months ago
The Senator has been watching “Allo, Allo” again.
DaBump Premium Member 12 months ago
Oh, he’s going to retire? (PS thanks to all the commenters who didn’t make this about one side or the other!)
GentlemanBill 12 months ago
A consummation devoutly to be wish’d.
[Traveler] Premium Member 12 months ago
from “Give’em Hell Harry” on Nixon: everything he says is a lie. He lies out of both sides of his mouth at once. If he ever told a truth, he’d lie right after it to make up for it.
Doug K 12 months ago
More likely: I’m only going to lie about this once in this way.
The next time he lies about it he’ll do it in a different way.
preacherman Premium Member 12 months ago
Truth in politics. Amazing.
rshive 12 months ago
And you’ll be expected to believe it.
Saddenedby Premium Member 12 months ago
“for the children”
p1op2cor3n 12 months ago
Kinda looks like Biden.
Escapee 12 months ago
Slacker.
oakie817 12 months ago
today
Ray Helvy Premium Member 12 months ago
Promises, promises!
renewed1 12 months ago
Why does everyone make fun of politicians? They make it so easy.
awcoffman 12 months ago
You need to repeat the lie multiple times if you want lots of people (suckers) to believe it. Seems to have worked for Jan 6th.
bdpoltergeist Premium Member 12 months ago
promises, promises…
besides, if you repeat a lie often enough, it will become the truth
raybarb44 12 months ago
Thank you…..
eddi-TBH 12 months ago
Belfry is slacking off. He must not be running for reelection this year.
wildlandwaters 12 months ago
“Read my lips”
EnlilEnkiEa 12 months ago
Said no politician ever.
bakana 12 months ago
If Only!