Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 16, 2020

Nope, he’s clean.

Heckuva curveball.

Pitchers have been caught using spit, hair-goo, pitch… I expect that if one of them DID use sanitizer, it would be found to be illegal.

I wonder if anybody has tried that.

Trying to hit that pitch is pure ‘ell.

It’s also improves his ERA.

I wouldn’t play without it!

At least it’s cleaner instead of filthy spit!

not exactly what spitball does….

I notice only the umpire and catcher wearing a mask.

Pitching to the cleanup batter.

Enough alcolhol in the hand sanitizer and that ball will really be “juiced.”

LOL! …better than any spit ball I’ve ever seen…

HAND SANITIZER BALL!! HAND SANITIZER BALL!!

Mixed with petro jelly…the hall of shame.

That’s a Family Circus ball.

And here to offer color commentary for the game is none other than FOX News’ own Sean Hannitizer … because what comes out that mouth is filthy !

He’s required to apply a sanitizing agent often any time he passes an item from himself to another.

That does raise the question.

Hand sanitizer dries too fast.