Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 27, 2021

It’s only fair. God worked hard for his things, so let the lord have what is his.

God, box him in so he can’t back out!!! That’ll teach him a lesson, whoever it is!!!

And smite him!!

Of course, I know who it is (being all-knowing) and I know where he is (once again since I’m all-knowing).

I just want you to let him know that his “parking spot” is now in the “basement”.

GOD needs a car?

Wouldn’t He already know?

This guy is now on the Highway to Hell.

Satan before he was cast out of heaven…

When parking is tight I always look for a small car and park on top of it.

God asked Jesus to call a tow truck, but Jesus replied “Forgive him, for he does not know what he is doing”.

The car looks like an import.

Is there no end to commuting??!!!

There’s always one person who thinks signs don’t apply to them.

Can’t he just “smite” the offending car!?

His car looks big enough to just park over top of it…

Wait until he finds out it’s his kid.

“The last car to park here is still missing” : < (

So much for omniscience.

If You’re God, You should already know who it is and where they are.

It should be a motorcycle parked in the extra-big spot.

The list of candidates is long. Start looking at the extremes of the political spectrum, and work your way in from there.

Looks like it would be easy to just block him in.