Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 27, 2024

When you last had sox.

Oh, and there’s a dryer sheet. Darn static cling.

No reason to moan anymore.

Now we know what happens to them! They get spirited away!

So much for being invisible, or at least transparent.

Sheet if I know.

Since 1967 – 1973. Sock it to me! Sock it to me! Sock it to me!

Is this cartoon an example of dryer humor?

The spectral equivalent of passing a kidney stone!

It was stuck at least as long as your underwear was

I expected it to be a strip of toilet paper.

Oh sheet! Not again!

So that’s where the sockness monster goes inbetween strips ( for all “Jumpstart” comic strip fans) !

That’s what happens when you live a static life.

Now I know where my missing sock went

Wasn’t constipation after all, taking that yuckie Milk of Magnesia was a waste of time.

He didn’t have an incling it was in there.

23-19! 23-19!!

Now, THAT’S good!

And is the other one still stuck somewhere?

“And don’t give me any static about me clinging to the past!”

’I slit a sheet; a sheet a slit; upon a slitted sheet I sit!

That’s what she said!

“Socks Mac. SOCKS!!!” (Let’s see if anyone gets this one)