Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 11, 2024

He’s headed for a retrial.

Why does this cause a little ping of anxiety in my heart?

Repeated contempt.

Give him a sentence with no end!

He’s found the secret to the “Trump Defence”.

Or.. contempt of court…

Jail for life.

Not as annoying as having a Sovereign Citizen in a courtroom

Made me LOL!

Aparrotly, he’s guilty.

Judge and Repeat were sittin’ on a fence. Judge fell off and who was left?

Next word the judge should say: GUILTY

Approach the bench. I only have this short hammer.

Who’s on first replay…..

Makes you wanna KILL that little mockingbird, doesn’t it?!

Mock trial?

A woman is in court for smashing her husband’s guitars over his head. Judge: “First offender?” Prosecutor: “No, your honor, first a Gibson, then a Fender.” (ouch, sorry)

Come back tomorrow. :)

I know you are but what am I?

POW!

You’re in contempt.

You’re in … Oh.

“The defendant is an idiot.” … “The defendant is an idiot.”

He’s about to learn judges do not have a sense of humor.

OMG, I laughed so loud I scared my dog!!!