Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 21, 2024

You’re dead to me

As long as you keep coffin up the food, that’s all I care about.

Yes you will.

You can Count on it.

I had a siamese cat tbat would do that making the most horrid crying in te process, I could have strangled that beast .

Yes, you will. You know it, the cat knows it, and everyone else knows.

You will obey the cat’s wishes, or she’ll scratch your wooden coffin until nothing is left of it but sawdust. Which she’s going to do anyway, but now she’ll do it faster.

Isn’t anyone just a wee bit curious as what the cat is doing in the box?

Cat door the perfect solution.

I saw a meme the other day titled “if Dracula had a cat”. The cat was sleeping in the coffin, and Dracula was sleeping on the floor next to the coffin.

Kittys is loooves boxes.

Say them vampy boxes is full of soil. Maybe kitty theenks it a big litter box eh.

Betcha the vampire’s name is Schrödinger

Clearly a take on Shrodinger’s (sp?) cat, only to add another layer, the other occupant is undead.

We’ve all heard of Schrödinger’s cat which is in a box and is either dead or alive but you don’t know until you open the box.

What is less known is Schrödinger’s door in which we don’t know which side of the door the cat is on, but we do know it wants to be on the other side.

Especially during the day.

Just let nature stake its course?

Plus he keeps coffin up hairballs.

Is that a vampcat?

Soon, the coffin cat-flap will be invented just for this niche market.

Awesomely cool, Draculas Cat ! ;-)

I tried to watch a show on Netflix that had vampires walking around during the day, what happened to them that they can walk when the sun is out? Sunscreen SPF 100^10?

Except that we all know he will.