Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 13, 2025

You forgot Toddler based energy.

Nuclear Energy?

Hydroelectric

Which one is Ron?

Caffeine seems to be an energy source.

Surprising how polarized the tiny dogs you see tend to be. Some owners raise them into yappy little ankle biters while others into overly friendly cuties. I like the latter ones.

Why is nuclear energy missing? Low carbon, scalable, reliable, and fairly cheap. And nuclear waste is easier, and cheaper to get rid of than people think.

And far easier on the environment than wind turnbines.

how about gerbils on wheels?

If you can get the yapping to drive a windmill, you get a double win.

Unfortunately, the energy of small dogs and small boys is too chaotic and unpredictable to be of major commercial use. It’s impressive to watch, but tends to go away the moment you try to get it to do anything useful.

The venture capitalists who spent heavily on Schnauzerforce didn’t make back their investment before the startup went broke.

But now he run outta energy eh. So he sit quietly there.

Small dogs can just sit there and vibrate. Energy.

Or, you could read it as I bought ENRON…

Tap the hot air from 50 legislatures and the nation’s capital……

Hmmm…seems coordinated with today’s The Other Coast.

Doo Ron doo Ron

Is that a suit, or just a pattern on his fur?

They use cats for zoom meetings.

Not sure yappy dog is an untapped resource ??? ;-)

Shouldn’t that be YappyDogs?

We’ve abandoned all sorts of animal energy that was mankind’s go-to for thousands of years – horses, bullocks, donkeys, elephants – all of which run on plants!

Multiple sources of energy – good, good…

another untapped resource would be these business meetings, since all they do is generate a bunch a hot air…

“Yip”pee-ki-yay!