Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 13, 2025

You forgot Toddler based energy.

Nuclear Energy?

Hydroelectric

Which one is Ron?

Caffeine seems to be an energy source.

Surprising how polarized the tiny dogs you see tend to be. Some owners raise them into yappy little ankle biters while others into overly friendly cuties. I like the latter ones.

Why is nuclear energy missing? Low carbon, scalable, reliable, and fairly cheap. And nuclear waste is easier, and cheaper to get rid of than people think.

And far easier on the environment than wind turnbines.

how about gerbils on wheels?

If you can get the yapping to drive a windmill, you get a double win.

Unfortunately, the energy of small dogs and small boys is too chaotic and unpredictable to be of major commercial use. It’s impressive to watch, but tends to go away the moment you try to get it to do anything useful.

The venture capitalists who spent heavily on Schnauzerforce didn’t make back their investment before the startup went broke.

But now he run outta energy eh. So he sit quietly there.