Strange Brew by John Deering for February 03, 2022

The missing Kardashian brother.

John Big-bootay.

No bet.

Butt reduction surgery has a REALLY big bottom line.

Butt you never know.

So the. surgeons just stand in the operating room and holler next ?

Butt it could be….

He wants to put his “p-as-t” behind him.

I’ve heard about a fat reduction method using cryogenics; they freeze your butt off.

Get out that list of people waiting for lip-plumping lipid transplants.

Where’s the pimple-popping lady?

And when they’re done, they say “Happy new rear”.

He got himself “The Kardashian”

He’s tired of being called fat ass all the time….

Potential donor for Opus?

On the bright side, we will have plenty of surplus on hand for the next bust enhancement…

He ignored the signage “Notice..Entrance In Rear.”

Thanks for almost everything, Dad.

Oy !! A real shtick tochas !!

Clearly this fellow is determined to put his problems behind him.

Butt look at that nose.

You bet your ass it is

“Ten bucks says it’s not a nose job…”

Try telling that to your dog.

Is that what they mean by cos-play?