Strange Brew by John Deering for February 04, 2025

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 6 days ago

    Oh great!! I suppose the NEXT line will be 
. What’s the “vector,” Victor!!!??

    ;-)

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    SHAKEDOWNCITY  6 days ago

    He’s going to give you a “veggie”.

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    Kornfield Kounty  5 days ago

    Neighborhood Watch: Lettuce Love

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    PraiseofFolly  5 days ago

    “There’s a strange crunching noise outside my window!”

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    Kurtass  5 days ago

    It isn’t stalking until the papers are filed.

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    Kurtass  5 days ago
    I was seeing a girl. At least I was, until she closed the drapes.
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    Ned Snipes  5 days ago

    Do you think you’re being a-salted? Goes good with both of em.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  5 days ago

    “You’re both vegetables. Get along.”

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    tom494  5 days ago

    Cute. Looks like the start of a great stew.

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    MS72  5 days ago

    Celery, chew ‘im up, spit ‘im out.

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    chaosed2  5 days ago

    Scenes from “VeggieTales from the Crypt”

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    fencie  5 days ago

    Quick! Grab a knife! And the peanut butter!

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    SmashedHat  5 days ago

    Police: “Does it look dangerous?” Tomato:“Not necessa-celery”.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  5 days ago

    This shouldn’t happen in your neighborhood, it’s a wake-up kale.

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    oakie9531  5 days ago

    he just stopped to take a pea

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    mokspr Premium Member 5 days ago

    Are you sure th3y are not just ribbing you?

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    mfrasca  5 days ago

    Steve Buscemi says about celery, “It’s good!”

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    Claymore Premium Member 5 days ago

    Looks like “Stalky the Celery” won’t be joining the Veggietales cast.

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    Radish...   5 days ago

    Bunnicula, The Celery Stalks at Midnight, a real child’s storybook.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 5 days ago

    Bloody hell, Mary!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 days ago

    The stalk is going through celery negotiations with his employer.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 5 days ago

    Celery Stalks at Midnight. www. YouTube. com/watch?v=gaTzakoiHnA

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    Concretionist  5 days ago

    Better go hide in the celer-y.

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    namleht  5 days ago

    The Celery Stalks at Midnight!!

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    willie_mctell  5 days ago

    There may be vodka soon.

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    NolaMan  5 days ago

    this could have been corn-y

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    Rob Smith Premium Member 4 days ago

    For all we know he could be a celery killer.

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