Just as well he stopped him – Everett’s would have taken two hours.
Well, to be fair, that oration can be described as a Gettysburg address.
We would also have accepted something like:
Mr. John Doe,
111 Main Street
Gettysburg, PA
lol, etc….
You want a Gettysburg address? Is “1195 Baltimore Pike, Gettysburg, PA 17325” good enough for you? That’ll be $50, please and thank you.
Ah the old taperecorder inside the stuffed wombat trick eh.
“Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal…”
“He’s reading off a teleprompter, that’s cheating!”
Have him recite something by Edward Everett Horton.
Wait until the bartender makes you clean up the cubic poop.
August 09, 2014
comixbomix 7 months ago
Just as well he stopped him – Everett’s would have taken two hours.
Kaputnik 7 months ago
Well, to be fair, that oration can be described as a Gettysburg address.
We would also have accepted something like:
Mr. John Doe,
111 Main Street
Gettysburg, PA
Huckleberry Hiroshima 7 months ago
lol, etc….
phritzg Premium Member 7 months ago
You want a Gettysburg address? Is “1195 Baltimore Pike, Gettysburg, PA 17325” good enough for you? That’ll be $50, please and thank you.
Gent 7 months ago
Ah the old taperecorder inside the stuffed wombat trick eh.
fritzoid Premium Member 7 months ago
“Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal…”
“He’s reading off a teleprompter, that’s cheating!”
Jefano Premium Member 7 months ago
Have him recite something by Edward Everett Horton.
David Rickard Premium Member 7 months ago
Wait until the bartender makes you clean up the cubic poop.