Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for January 28, 2024

Where’s Britney {"Spears"}?

Damp footprints? Goddamp! I never thought these Neanderthals could have perspiring feet too!

Some kind of built in sunlight to light the place up?

Jane: “Damp footprints, eh? Can’t you wipe your feet before entering? You cavemen have no manners!”

WHAAAAT? Tarzan give up without a fight? No way he really Tarzan. Who be this fake Tarzan?

We have have a visitor. Who heads straight for Jane. So he’s not confused……

If they’d been trapped underground for eons how did the Waziri know about the night people? And what do they eat down there? (Their clothing comes from the skin of some animal, what? And, if you’re living in the dark why do you need clothing?) Let’s not talk about eyesight after living in darkness of eons.

“I sense no harm in them”, he says, while being tied up and rendered completely helpless by people he cannot communicate with.

“Oh well, I guess we can’t fault them for wanting a stew”, will be right next.

Tune in next week when Jane loses some or all of her outfit to the Neanderthal’s wandering hands.

Who be these Night People ? Neanderthals ? Our distant relatives ?

Tarzan will be tossed into a pit to fight a …. lion for their amusement. And the Neanderthal Queen will be something else.

I wonder who taught them how to tie knots?

Fresh meat for a nice neanderthal BBQ on a lazy Sunday afternoon…..in the summertime.

Fighting would be useless? How about the sheer fun involved?