Uncle Vinny always said NEVER leave a witness alive. Tarzan never knew Uncle Vinny. So now the fecal matter is about to come in contact with the wind moving device!
When the guard explains the delay in sounding the alarm to Hassan, at least he’ll have a good excuse: “Sorry, boss, I was tied up. Literally for weeks, while this goofy story arc unfolded. I can’t feel my hands!”
I knew Tarzan should have slitted that first guard’s throat, not the sheeta is about to hit the fan! What exactly is a “go down”…..a house where everyone goes down on each other?
SHAKEDOWNCITY 8 months ago
One can never be too “fit” to be “tied” up.
mbakerbr549 8 months ago
Uncle Vinny always said NEVER leave a witness alive. Tarzan never knew Uncle Vinny. So now the fecal matter is about to come in contact with the wind moving device!
Gent 8 months ago
Why them big monkeys was not trains Tarzan to ties good knots did they.
BigDaveGlass 8 months ago
Oh, Oh, Trouble brewing. That reminds me, I need another cup of Joe with my breakfast…….
LawrenceS 8 months ago
This is why I was surprised Tarzan bothered to tie him up. In the books he wouldn’t have made that mistake.
Polsixe 8 months ago
How does she know? She just showed up with Tarzan.
anomaly 8 months ago
Tarzan is bad at tying knots? Well, he was never a boy scout.
Out of the Past 8 months ago
In spite of his good fortune, the gate guard doesn’t look real happy.
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 8 months ago
I knew it . Leaving loose ends always makes the knot come undone .
jtt 8 months ago
When the guard explains the delay in sounding the alarm to Hassan, at least he’ll have a good excuse: “Sorry, boss, I was tied up. Literally for weeks, while this goofy story arc unfolded. I can’t feel my hands!”
profkatz 8 months ago
I knew Tarzan should have slitted that first guard’s throat, not the sheeta is about to hit the fan! What exactly is a “go down”…..a house where everyone goes down on each other?
Tcable29 8 months ago
Edgar Rice Burroughs was a Romantic with a very practical side. Tarzan was not Romantic and did not leave live guards behind him.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 8 months ago
“….whereupon, when explaining what happened, he was shot for dereliction of duty.”
tarnsman 8 months ago
The guard must be really good at playing Twister.