“Oh, Dionysus, you’re so full of…stories. Sure…of course I want to hear another one. Of course. How do you make me feel? Ecstatic… I’m….ecstatic. Could you fill my cup first, please? Please! And leave the flagon here!”
“In the south there’s a difference between ‘naked’ and ‘nekkid.’ ‘Naked’ means you don’t have any clothes on. ‘Nekkid’ means you don’t have any clothes on and you’re up to somethin’.” Lewis Grizzard.
You’ve struck a ridiculous pose/and I’ve seen better breasts than those/ and that pit kinda stinks/ but I’ve had a few drinks/ so let’s just talk, and see where it goes…
(best viewed by Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. First Other versions has strip coloration.
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary, and askart.com can be read for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2387 (February 18, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
beaitrist just SHAVED HER PITS AND ANOINTED THEM WITH FINE OIL FROM CUP. but of course she forgot to dress for her date. uuum! oily pits, no clothes, what more could you ask for!
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
This one is for the guys with the armpit fetish.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
After drinking a little too much, Nina makes herself comfortable in the hotel lobby.
Strob Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Do the dance sensation that’s sweepin’ the nation, let’s PIT!”
Papared25 over 4 years ago
“Shift my what? Oh, my bad, I thought you said ‘sniff my pit’.”
orinoco womble over 4 years ago
This is the companion piece for Feb 17.
Kiba65 over 4 years ago
Women shaved back then? Good for them.
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
venetsianov specialized in painting peasants in traditional garb, or, in this case, ungarbed, with a bowl…
pcolli over 4 years ago
“And perhaps a nip here and a tuck there….”
Zykoic over 4 years ago
No it is not telangiectasia! The oil paint on my portrait is cracking!
Kind&Kinder over 4 years ago
“Oh, Dionysus, you’re so full of…stories. Sure…of course I want to hear another one. Of course. How do you make me feel? Ecstatic… I’m….ecstatic. Could you fill my cup first, please? Please! And leave the flagon here!”
DATo over 4 years ago
Could you explain to me again why I have to pose with my arm over my head?
markmoss1 over 4 years ago
Women shaved their pits way back in 1832?
Buzzworld over 4 years ago
Doctor: “Ok, let’s start with a breast examination. Oh good you have your urine sample”
rmremail over 4 years ago
You know, when I’m drunk, you don’t look so bad.
J Short over 4 years ago
Yeah, I know, it looks cool, huh? You want to see where else I shaved, you naughty little boy?
Egrayjames over 4 years ago
“Yes, Mr. Weinstein, I would do anything to be in your next movie!”
Linguist over 4 years ago
Early ad showing Russian women what they could look like if they used a Nair® instead of braiding.
Bookworm over 4 years ago
“In the south there’s a difference between ‘naked’ and ‘nekkid.’ ‘Naked’ means you don’t have any clothes on. ‘Nekkid’ means you don’t have any clothes on and you’re up to somethin’.” Lewis Grizzard.
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
You’ve struck a ridiculous pose/and I’ve seen better breasts than those/ and that pit kinda stinks/ but I’ve had a few drinks/ so let’s just talk, and see where it goes…
lagoulou over 4 years ago
Well, she ain’t no babushka!
lagoulou over 4 years ago
A loaf of bread, a cup of wine and thou…..um, forget the bread!
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
The designer of the Emperors new clothes.
Another Take over 4 years ago
The Ministry of Goods issued a statement promising clothes for all comrades by the end of this year!
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 4 years ago
You want me to do what? Mr Trump?
PO' DAWG over 4 years ago
“Okay, do they look even now?”
mabrndt Premium Member over 4 years ago
Bacchante or Bather with a Bowl:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Alexey_Venetsianov_18.jpeg
(best viewed by Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. First Other versions has strip coloration.
http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/venetsianov_alexey.html
https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=8868
https://www.wikiart.org/en/alexey-venetsianov
https://www.askart.com/artist/Alexei_Gavrilovich_Venetsianov/11135434/Alexei_Gavrilovich_Venetsianov.aspx
http://www.artcyclopedia.ru/venecianov_aleksej_gavrilovich.htm
https://urokidelai.ru/p/venecianov/
http://www.all-art.org/neoclasscism/romantic_era9.html
https://vsdn.ru/museum/catalogue/category70429.htm
http://artpoisk.info/artist/venecianov_aleksey_gavrilovich_1780/
http://www.rusartist.org/alexei-gavrilovich-venetsianov-1780-1847
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary, and askart.com can be read for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2387 (February 18, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
MissScarlet Premium Member over 4 years ago
No, really, this is my first one. Why do you ask?
Linguist over 4 years ago
One cup fits all.
d1234dick Premium Member over 4 years ago
beaitrist just SHAVED HER PITS AND ANOINTED THEM WITH FINE OIL FROM CUP. but of course she forgot to dress for her date. uuum! oily pits, no clothes, what more could you ask for!
Running Buffalo Premium Member over 4 years ago
Beatrice was soon disappointed to learn that she didn’t make the cut to do the Y … M … C … A