That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 07, 2020

Ten seconds later, Julia “bought” the vase.

’Hmm, maybe I could turn it into a bong."

“We make money the old-fashioned way – we URN it!”

I like that vase – it is capacious enough to contain the ashes of all of my husbands.

“There was a time when I didn’t have a pot to piss in. Now I do. In fact, you’re standing next to it.”

“It has the distinction of being the subject of the famous “Ode On A K-Mart Urn.” That’s the one in which he declares that booty is truth, truth booty, and that’s about the size of it."

So how much does a Grecian earn?

Not enough to afford this amphora, I’m afraid.

Right, Stavros?

Lady in chair “Now listen you two….I don’t want artwork or a picture frame or a gaudy vase. I came in here to Bed Bath & Beyond in order to buy a damn spittoon so my husband will quit spewing all his tobacco juice all over my clean floor! Capeesh?”

“Kitchy, kitchy, koo” “Lady, I told you stop touching me there.”

“But Gunga Din just got his draft notice; who’ll carry it for me?”

She owns quite a number of houses/ she had quite a number of spouses/she disposed of them all/ in that urn by the wall: / she insists that they all were louses …

Store owner: No, no, I swear to you; she is at least 100 years old!

He has quite the scam going. The urns are way over-priced and placed on the pedestal with the uneven legs. “Please, feel free to look closer, but remember if you break it, you bought it…” “…There’s some good images on the back as well.”

A hoarder? Oh, sorry for my reaction, I thought you said I’m a ….

hydroflask?!? well lah-di-dah

Funerary finery or funerary flummery: who’s to say for sure?

What if we do a bundle? I’ll go 1000 francs for the decorative panels, the vases, and the French tart.

OLD GUY: Tell her I’m sorry I bought all this crap.

SIS-IN-LAW: He says he’s sorry he bought all this crap.

WIFE: Remind him I’m not speaking to him.

Never, never send him on his own to Costco again! We’ll never use all that.

“I said we should hire a moving company, but nooooo, you said your ‘bros’ would be here to help us. Well, where the hell are they?”

“Look, lady … I told you I’d help you stuff your dead husband in this big pot for £10 but it’s gonna cost you another £20 for me to haul the damn thing outta here!"

At the Antiquarian’s: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jean_Carolus,_1880,_At_the_Antiquarian%27s,_oil_on_canvas,_96_x_78_cm,_private_collection.jpeg 

has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

https://rehs.com/eng/default-19th20th-century-artist-bio-page/?fl_builder&artist_no=17&sold=1 

https://vads.ac.uk/large.php?uid=244072 

http://micah-christensen-m3ad.squarespace.com/new-products-1/a-19th-century-belgian-painting-titled-the-rotary-1870-by-jean-carolus 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2509 (August 6, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

No, no, I said, ‘my sister and I are looking for an old, rich man’….not a fan!

“I swear Lady Leadbottom, this precious vase is older than even you…”

“Quite a nice urn you’ve got here, ma’am. Be a shame if something happened to it, like being nudged off the ledge onto the hard, hard floor. Have you considered getting it insured?”

Are you just going to stand there all day, or are you going to play that fan!?

her GRACE said to peddler, “take that away, it too tall to pee in and I’ll fall over sitting on it”.

We bottle ALL of our wine this way, you pretentious tart! Why don’t you just buy a box of chardonnay like the others do? :>)

No, that one doesn’t go with your complexion, but you could always hide behind it.

Season 3, Episode 7 of “Real Wives of Paris”.“Matilda is Urnest”.

Yes ma’am, you can buy this on the installment plan. Just sign these papers for the loan ode on a Grecian urn.

You can’t fool me! That’s the same !@#$* urn from 7/28 and I checked the price then!

“Quiet sir! The vase is crap but I REALLY want that fan!”

Lady Windermere takes a fancy to anything blue