That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 21, 2020

“If you only wanted a mold of my leg, why did I have to take off the rest of my clothes?”

See that guy in the back. They never did remove the plaster.

Kate wouldn’t have taken the job if she hadn’t been plastered.

“This would be slightly less creepy if those three busts in the back would stop staring at mine.”

“Wait— hold your horses, you worthless twerps—what do you mean, ‘This sure is a cheaper way than that Cask of Amontillado rigamarole to get the same result’ ?”

at least the kinky ones pay well, she thought to herself…

Prior to the invention of the casting couch.

And that, my son, is why the Venus de Milo has no head or arms.

“These boots were made for walkin’ …”

Don’t worry, Marco, We’re artists. We can make improvements to the mold after we make the cast.

Well shaven lady I say!

Tom and Carl, owned a paving company. One day, while they both lamented about not being able to meet chicks, Tom says,“Man, I just came up with an idea.”

“Look guys. I’m no artist, and I really appreciate your attention to detail, but I gotta ask – do you really think anybody’s gonna be looking at my _feet?”_

“Yes her leg is broken, but I’m not about to shoot her!”

“Who’ll help me carry in this heavy plaster?”

“oof, I’ll do it myself”

“Who’ll help me mix the plaster?”

“Aarrgg, on my own again”

“Who’ll help me plaster the model?” “pick me”, “NO, MEEE”, “Please! Pick meeeeee”, “ME, me, meeee”

Kait was so busy, she had to schedule her dermatology check up at the same time as she was working.

Before there were Japanese men practicing photography with nude models using cameras with no film in them, there were French men practicing plaster casting with no plaster.

When comparing notes with the wives who had Accountant husbands, the Plaster Caster wives learned that they had much better sex lives.

A different version of the casting couch?

So there was a time when French women shaved?

She does have a figure worth molding…..

In the highly competitive world of sculpture models, Bettina was a leg above the rest.

“Doctor? Are you sure this is the right way to treat a hangnail?”

Being excessively “bulky”, the earliest versions of sunscreen were unsuccessful.

A Casting from Life: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Edouard_Dantan_A_Casting_from_Life.jpg 

(best viewed with Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

https://www.musee-saintcloud.fr/edouard-dantan-1848-1897 

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/122336373/_douard-joseph-dantan 

https://books.google.com/books?id=rK9FAQAAMAAJ&pg=PA312#v=onepage&q&f=false 

http://www.iment.com/maida/family/mother/vicars/edouarddantan.htm 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 5 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2020/07/30?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment included the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2539 (September 20, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Kaitlyn was absolutely sure she would win the science fair this year. Especially when the ‘volcano’ erupted out of her plaster cast.

The lesson she’d learned from the past/ was that youth and beauty don’t last/ and so to preserve/ her vivacious verve/she had herself sealed in a cast.

workers casting a mold for the new beautiful love doll patricia. just $29.95

Please don’t fart on him. Please don’t fart on him …

“You know, that’s not exactly what I expected when you said you’d pay me for some booty…”

Heavens above!

“Oh boys! Look up higher.”

That’s a really good mold. And what’s coming out of it is amazingly lifelike.

Hold up a second. We have to rub petroleum jelly into her skin or the mold won’t release.

Alice quickly discovered she had misread the invitation to the “gender reveal party”