That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 06, 2020

Next time, try stringing your bow.

“Darling, maybe we would do better at catching men if we didn’t shoot arrows at them.”

No one noticed there was no bowstring. Or arrows. Or maybe even the bow!

^^I don’t like doing this, but there is a string, it’s just very faint. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0b/Nonnenbruch%2C_Die_Bogensch%C3%BCtzin%2C_Studie.jpg

“This isn’t leaving me all a-quiver. Maybe we should hit golf balls off the deck instead.”

No arrows. No bowstring. But somehow the judges gave her a perfect score.

With her accent, Helga fooled many men into thinking she meant something else when she said she felt like having a nice pluck with a good shaft…

With your skin’s alabaster glow/ and your garment worn shockingly low/ you seem younger than Spring/ but you won’t hit a thing/ when there isn’t a string on your bow..

Pesky breasts. That’s why the Amazons cut them off.

Air archery is a safe as Nerf catch but not as cool as air guitar.

when she gives a guy the shaft he really feels it…

What a lucky shot! The baiji sure is yummy!

Artemis and Diana chat about the advantages of having really, really long arms.

Better tell everyone it was a line-caught tuna……

“Isabella you’re out of arrows and it’s time for our hot oil massages anyway”

“I’m tired of being the weathervane. When is it you turn?”

Those two could move into my neighborhood anytime!…..Don’t I wish?

What to do when the conservation agent is coming and you don’t have a hunting license.

The top down approach to art? Max figured no one would notice the lack of quiver or string.

Anorexia is a condition/ that can thwart the strongest ambition/ to play, and play well/ in the N.F.L./ at almost any position !

It was Diana’s job to take care of peeping toms when they were sunbathing

Sis: A forearm guard? How about a guard for my nipples?

No Sis, using a bow string has too many drawbacks.

As a former collegiate archer, let me just say that if she ever strings that bow and tries to shoot something, a chest protector is a must.

“Archery, three / Looks, ten / And I’m still on unemployment / Shootin’ arrows for my own enjoyment.” With apologies to “Dance Ten, Looks Three” from A Chorus Line; music by Marvin Hamlisch, lyrics by Edward Kleban, and a book by James Kirkwood Jr. and Nicholas Dante (1975).

Nonnenbruch didn’t sell many paintings, but he made quite a lot selling admission to watch him paint.

Her feet are not well placed. Her right hand is too low. Shirtless archery is a one way ticket to string burn. I’m guessing that this is a posed picture.

“I shot an arrow into the air/ it fell to earth, I know not where "/ but since, right then, my breasts were bare/ nobody really seemed to care…

“Damn it Gale! You shot the neighbors cat.” Now put on your friggin’ glasses"

“Yes, Cecily, posing with a long, skinny bow alluring. But, I’m afraid that the symbolism is wasted on Algernon."

Diana rating the first Welsh applicant for Amnisiad.

Their bet was twofold – Gretta had to shoot an arrow, while shirtless, without sustaining the obvious injury after which, Han’s would have to jam a dagger down the front of his pants without… HANS! GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD!

While she was a terrible archer, she was inexplicably very popular with passing boaters.

She is issuing a rebuttal to Cupid’s tiny bow and arrows.

Her bow arm looks good and solid, but even so she’s going to take off a nipple shooting topless.

She bows to no man.

Well sis, yes he is handsome, and that shot hit the mark. Problem is, you’re not Cupid.

The Archer: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Nonnenbruch,_Die_Bogensch%C3%BCtzin,_Studie.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

https://www.galeriearyjan.com/pdf-2-1948-1949-nonnenbruch-max-the-archer.htm 

has info about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL, which indirectly points to his German Wikipedia page: 

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Nonnenbruch 

(again, Google Chrome can automatically translate as necessary). First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2550 (October 5, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

You might as well put that string back in your waistband and tie up your trousers. It’s not doing anything for your aim.

A still shot from the highest television ratings an Olympic event ever received.

Naked archery must be painful for a woman, considering that, supposedly, Amazon women archers cut off a breast to get it out of the way!

I would think that a nipple guard would be in order.

Maddie, shooting at the guy who stole her bra. she missed but he dropped it anyway.

I like her, um… posture. Yeah, that’s it. Her posture.

The last arrow in her quiver and broke the bow string coming completely off

I get a twinge right here when I pull the bowstring back.