That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 28, 2022

Gaius, the Roman Centurion, decided to spend his one week of R&R at a nudist colony.

I’m telling you, there were three, no, four of them, and they were this tall. They told me to give them my clothes and my armor and all my money. They would have taken my pole too, but I had that hidden.

Gaius, are you drunk while on duty again?

/// Stiffly posed Roman Soldier at Rest,

thought “at ease” meant the same as “undressed.”

There’s a plain leather strap

half-obscuring his lap.

On display is his smooth-shaven chest.

I see he has a holster for his gun.

“Hey, my rod is on my left.”

Naked and Afraid Mediterranean Edition!

He has really poor posture.

Pompilius Brillo, Who kept kept the pots and pans of the 10th Legion sparkling. Their mess hall was the envy of all, but they never knew his secret of success.

Great Moments in Nearly-Phallic Portraiture: The Twofer.

She said, wait here and I’ll be back in a minute. Then she took my watch.

Stick it!

Quintus Publius Brillo

Was as lithe as the fronds of willow

His luxuriant pubes

Bedazzled the rubes

Twas his only peccadillo

“I was asked to disrobe, sit right here and hold my shaft.”

the notoriously underfunded roman republic couldn’t even afford to clothe its soldiers…

Ted contemplating the issue of only one upright pole

“How long is that laundry going to take?”

Legs waxed. Chest waxed. Anything else, sir?

He said “pubic”. Heh, heh, heh, heh….

Casual Friday has gotten out of hand.

I take no guff when I strut my stuff, ‘cause I’m the Ruff Tuff Cream Puff!

I don’t want to come across him in a dark alley.

Unclear on the concept of ‘undress uniform’.

When the time to play poker drew near / I thought, “surely there’s nothing to fear.” / When the cards were all dealt / how my fortune did melt! / I’m so glad I did not bet my spear!

Well, it seems he’s learned one of the drawbacks of nude sunbathing.

No I will not, never! I will not shave my pubic hair…never. I am a man, a real man!

Mentulas Magnus was renowned in the Legion for his firm grasp and ability to wield his rod and his staff simultaneously.

Ralph, impatiently waiting for the outhouse to be free.

You want me to take THAT bag of garbage out NOW?

TITLE: Going Pubic In Public

Funny, but naughty!

Roman Soldier at Rest - Academy: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Francois_Xavier_Fabre_-_Roman_Soldier_at_Rest_-_Academy,_1788.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly lifesize painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

http://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2022/01/masterpiece-2868_27.html 

I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.

I swear I need new glasses. I could have sworn the cloth over his leg was the head of a partridge between his legs. Gives a different meaning to “a partridge in a pear tree.”

A jockstrap that’s made of hide/is a safe place for pubes to reside/but he’s now at the ready/for he’s heard Buxom Betty/ Is planning to give him a ride.

Like Achilles, he needed no armor because his mother dipped him in the Styx. But she held him by a different body part.

Soldier after loosing everything except the lance on strip poker..

she said to “get comfortable” and she would be back shortly. I’m comfortable but she’s gone. I’ll wait her till someone comes along. he was very proud of his bush.

“The soap? It’s down over there. You may have to bend over to pick it up.” he said knowingly. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Grecian formula advertisements have been around for a very long time.

/// Posing nude has strict rules— they’re not fun.

Let your genitals show and you’re done.

Bared buff buns are no sin;

expose most of your skin;

as for nipples, we’ll let you flash one.

/// Can ex-soldiers find work? Here’s one answer:

This man did, using skills as a lancer.

His strong grip, being tough,

looking good in the buff—

helped him land his job as a pole dancer.

Haiku

— Hypocritical

falsely modest cover-up

draws the attention.

Just getting comfortable for guard duty……