That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 30, 2024

/// In her necklace, (the “A” for Anheuser-

Busch), The Hostess holds up a Budweiser

German-style lager bier,

though it’s now brewed right here

in the States. Back home Wilhelm is Kaiser.

“Feeling stressed; Laudanum. You cares will melt away. Is it bedtime yet?”

Who’s up for spin the bottle?

“Alcohol: Making being a woman in 19th-century America more bearable.”

""Bare Ankle Chardonnay" when you only want to serve the very best to your guests."

Running for the shelter of mothers little helper

Bourbon…. It’s “what’s for Breakfast?”

she’s got THAT look in her eyes…

She calls this “near beer”, because after she drinks a few bottles, she’ll let you get as near to her as you like.

Hooch the breakfast of champions!

It is thought that the brewmaster Busch/

Was in need of of a critical push:/

He had been hesitating/

About affiliating/

Til he saw her spectacular “tush”..

In the history of advertising, this is the 1890’s version of a hot girl in a bikini holding a beer. See how she is taunting you by grabbing her skirt like she is about to show you some ankle if only you would drink that alcoholic beverage. So scandalous I say!!

You too can be fresh all over! I just invented this for all your stinky places. … and it takes out stain.

“Shay, you woodnit hapn ta hav ah circkscrw, woodja?”

She: Yes Oliver, I have a bottle of wine, two glasses and the entire afternoon off andspeaking of off…………..

To quote a coffee cup I have, “Preserve your natural beauty with the pleasing taste of EMBALMING FLUID. Beautifies inside and out.”

“So, men, if you are noticing a decline in vigor when it comes to the (ahem) marital activity, just try our product, and your sweet wife will be bloomy-cheeked once again.”

“Ladies, do you have unsightly large hands? Just one bottle of Dr Small’s Elixir will drop two glove sizes and have them looking like an eight-year-old again.”

“Hello friends, I’m your Vitameatavegimen girl. Are you feeling run down . . .”

The hostess (Budweiser lager bier): 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Women holding beer bottles" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, and DuckDuckGo Brave search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string hostess, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size print. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3383 (September 30, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the info I found about the company that I used to point to here. So far, only work by that company used here.

She puts the Ho in hostess.

The Before of the Before And After of the Budweiser ad.

I used to be quite pale, my color I owe to this ale, I’m pink like a begonia, although I reek of ammonia, this brew comes from the Clydesdale.

alternatively: I was very pale my dear, my color I owe to this beer, I’m pink like a begonia, although I reek of ammonia, the brew is from the Clydesdale rear.

“Timmy, why does your mom smell like the barrels out in back of the distillery?”

“I do not know anything about Art and very little about music or anatomy, but nevertheless I enjoy looking at pictures and listening to operas, and gazing at handsome young girls, about the same as people do who are better qualified by education to judge of merit in these matters.” – Mark Twain, “An Unbiased Criticism,” 1865 (found online in Early Tales and Sketches at the Mark Twain Project)

“Schaefer, is the, one beer to have, when you’re, having more than one…”