/// This wise harem girl does more than hope
that the sultan will choose her to grope.
She’d tried acting coquettish,
then learned feet are his fetish,
so she scrubs them with Palmolive Soap.
This princess had a pool built just to soak her foot. She doesn’t know how to swim.
Porch Pirate Pandora taking a selfie as she prepares to open her latest Fed-Ex heist.
Arabian girl, having just been told about the bathing habits of French women….
He’s so mean, " don’t come with stinky feet".
“See. I’m so much sexier than that woman sitting on a bidet.”
Despite the sizeable bribe she’d brought, the casting director went with Barbara Eden instead.
Hey Sweetie, have you heard about those little fish that nibble on your toes? Well…………
Exactly who was Steve Melcher down wind of to elicit these choices of late?
Solstice*1947 about 6 hours ago
/// This wise harem girl does more than hope
that the sultan will choose her to grope.
She’d tried acting coquettish,
then learned feet are his fetish,
so she scrubs them with Palmolive Soap.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 6 hours ago
This princess had a pool built just to soak her foot. She doesn’t know how to swim.
DATo about 5 hours ago
Porch Pirate Pandora taking a selfie as she prepares to open her latest Fed-Ex heist.
Exasperated999 about 4 hours ago
Arabian girl, having just been told about the bathing habits of French women….
Jayalexander about 3 hours ago
He’s so mean, " don’t come with stinky feet".
Bilan about 3 hours ago
“See. I’m so much sexier than that woman sitting on a bidet.”
The Wolf In Your Midst 22 minutes ago
Despite the sizeable bribe she’d brought, the casting director went with Barbara Eden instead.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 15 minutes ago
Hey Sweetie, have you heard about those little fish that nibble on your toes? Well…………
chaosed2 14 minutes ago
Exactly who was Steve Melcher down wind of to elicit these choices of late?