The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 22, 2021

Nose hair… Are ewe kidding…?

Don’t want to ram it down your throat, just want to help clear up what’s under your very nose!

Nose hair trimmer is not gonna cut it.

My ears are hairy inside and out, it’s hilarious. And no not the Avatar to the left. Although she has hairy ears also.

I didn’t know that they could do that.

sez ewe…

Don’t be sheepish about telling him, he needs to know.

Gross!

Ram-a-lamb-a ding dong! As Jimmy Durante used to say, “The nose knows!”

You might be wearing a nose-hair sweater and not know it.

Her opinion may be on the nose… but I still think she’s being woolly snotty about it.

Eww. I mean ewe.

How handy, he grew his own Kleenex.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34135805

Homemade mask?

Some things hit too close to home, although Mr. Hilburn could have thrown in ear hair and eyebrows to complete the picture.

A sneeze could be a disaster !

I know it’s time to have my nose hair trimmed when I get it caught in the door

Okay, Hon. Now that that’s out of the way, lets talk about your butt hair.

The nose, ear and eyebrow thing is a full time battle against looking hideous. It is good, however, if you’re going for that Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde look.

Is Nostril Wool be more expensive than regular wool? Who nose the answer? Who does snot?

Snot. Really funny.

Apparently he missed it last Septum-ber.

Maybe if you get rid of that nose hair, you will smell better.

Looks like you could get a nice pair of mittens out of it.

My cat’s ear tufts are adorable! They stick up really high and look really cute. She has little fur tufts on her paws as well! I wish I could post photos on this website.

At leastyou don’t have to worry about stopping nose bleeds.

A couple years ago, I was at the airport waiting to pick Her up, and I saw this old dude (OK, he actually might have been a touch younger than myself – but part of my brain still automatically thinks old dudes must be older…….) & thought “Hmm; you don’t see many guys willing to rock the Charlie Chaplin ’stache since Adolph kinda put a bad stink on that look” – then he turned sideways, and I saw that it wasn’t a Chaplin; it was all nostril hair. Yeah, pretty nasty.

Pulling the wool over her lips.

Clouds got in her way

He’s startin’ to fell a little sheepish about his nose hairs.

Billy Goat’s testosterone may be a tad high.

Nose wool. You’re not a hair sheep.

And don’t forget about the dingleberries, either.

That and bushy eyebrows. I’m old but I hate to see old men with eyebrows bushier than Santa’s beard. It just looks tacky and like they’re too lazy to trim them.

Ewe.