The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 06, 2021

And he’s very tall. Or long. Or somethin!

Opps. It is impossible to have a cloud behind the moon.

So, he’s a were-dachs?

I had my dog’s DNA done by Wisdom Panel, and they found his ancestry includes 16 different dogs, include 7 different hounds, including Bassett Hound and Beagle. The most interesting addition to his family tree was Fijian Street Dog.

Wiener take all! :)

The long midsection suggests “part giraffe”, as well.

This Teen Wolf would have an additional height advantage playing basketball (that Michael J. Fox did not have).

Long tall Sal-ly

Reminds me of the werebeagle in “Callahan’s Lady” by Spider Robinson. Only werebeast story that actually considered the effects of the transformation on things like the bladder…

Now he can hot dog it!

Wolfweenieman

What did my mom do that night?

Is his name Weiner Wolf?

The cops are looking for him and his pal Jeff.

I had a surprise in my DNA ancestry when I had it done. It can be fun, but it can freak out some people.

I’m reminded of an episode of “Gunsmoke” that involved the shaggiest dog tale in television history, involving a little person who rode a Clydesdale into Dodge City, early one night with a full moon rising… who claimed to be a WereElephant.

(Naturally the writers kept Matt Dillon well away from any nonsense until they tried to put a plausible explanation on matters in the last 10 minutes.)

However, he is well designed to chase his victims into sewer pipes.

And — wouldn’t you know it — the wiener-dog traits are dominant!

LOLOL

Hilburn did a similar take on this joke with Frankenstein Oct. 15, 2020. Will we get Dracula next October?

It looks like the moon is eating the dark cloud.

It wonders me what that mating looked like.