we gave the same fruitcake back and forth to the same couple for years always disguising it in different boxes or sometimes just sneaking it into their freezer
Physics majors want to know: How do you force feet into pre-existing impermeable blocks of the densest substance known to humanity? Or did they bake the fruitcakes around the feet?
STEPUP 9 months ago
They’re guaranteed to sink!!
Pharmakeus Ubik 9 months ago
Unless it’s pre-stressed fruit cake, it will be soggy in no time.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 9 months ago
I like a good fruitcake that has no nuts. I prefer stollen. It’s not as dense. Scandinavian julekake is similar and delicious as well.
Gent 9 months ago
It a piece o cake for em thugs to get rid of anyone eh.
ncrist 9 months ago
it gets soft and gooey under water. with any luck, he’ll escape with sticky feet
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 9 months ago
An innovative and, dare I say it, groundbreaking use of the eternal fruitcake.
pschearer Premium Member 9 months ago
I love fruitcake and I resent all the fruitcake jokes going around this time of year. (Grumble grumble.)
nosirrom 9 months ago
Getting rid of three fruitcakes at the same time. That’s efficiency.
chief tommy 9 months ago
we gave the same fruitcake back and forth to the same couple for years always disguising it in different boxes or sometimes just sneaking it into their freezer
Doug K 9 months ago
They say they’re sorry, but they’re not – not really.
They didn’t need him to get rid of the fruitcake.
iggyman 9 months ago
I never ate a fruitcake, saw the occasionally though!
Upton O'Goode 9 months ago
Don’t like fruitcake? Send it to me.
walstib Premium Member 9 months ago
Fruitcake ain’t cheap these days!
ladykat 9 months ago
Fruitcake abuse! Fruitcake abuse!
Prey 9 months ago
Hopefully he won´t be elected next year – take your pick which one.
Darryl Heine 9 months ago
Fruitcake shoes, of course.
Treedodger 9 months ago
More for you. Congrats.
jango 9 months ago
Apologetic thugs. The world is getting better.
uniquename 9 months ago
Fruitcake overshoes?
billdaviswords 9 months ago
’Dis." “DIS fuitcake.”
Cincoflex 9 months ago
Are they from the from the rhythm section of Jailhouse Rock?
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
He’ll soon be sleeping with the loaves and fishes.
Lablubber 9 months ago
Fruitcake jokes just hit a new low.
Bilan 9 months ago
At least the mobsters won’t be charged with cruel and unusual punishment, they didn’t make him eat it.
djsabo 9 months ago
I’m always looking for one that I haven’t tried yet. The one I make is best, but takes forever with tons of ingredients.
daleandkristen 9 months ago
Forwarded to my daughter. We relate to this.
cactusbob333 9 months ago
As God is my witness, I thought fruitcakes could float.
mr_sherman Premium Member 9 months ago
What would the EPA say about this?
AMBER1 9 months ago
You should know that fruit cake floats, don’t you?
Stephen Gilberg 9 months ago
Like that’s the worst aspect of what’s happening to him.
T... 9 months ago
Great big Deja Vu…
zeexenon 9 months ago
I am insulted! I’m Tommy and that’s my gun.
wildlandwaters 9 months ago
Ah…two birds with one stone! …(er…two fruitcakes, that is…)
Richard S Russell Premium Member 9 months ago
Physics majors want to know: How do you force feet into pre-existing impermeable blocks of the densest substance known to humanity? Or did they bake the fruitcakes around the feet?