The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 12, 2025

That guy is the pits!

His head’s on the chopping guac.

Hey, when do you call in the chopped chilis???!!!

Those guys are really cutups!

Not to worry, they only last a day

HOLY GUACAMOLE! (…not)

Now I’m going to rub lime juice and salt into that wound.

Now I feel guilty that there are 3 avocadoes on my kitchen counter awaiting their doom this afternoon. :(

Aaaaacckk!

chortle

Later we’ll clean all this up with some tortilla chips.

cool, guacamole wars! :D

Which ones are from Mexico?

The Fighting Avocados! Could be a team name in San Diego.

It’s turning into a mash casualty event.

Pitted armies against each other.

Something’s fishy, there is only less bad fat.

Avocado. Av two cados.

The one who’s not the good kind of fat must be a devil’s avocado.

Glad I brought chips!

I wish I could chip in, but can’t think of guac to say.

You’ve probably heard that there’s good cholesterol and bad cholesterol. Personally, I prefer not to be so judgmental.

Oh my goodness! Avocados are cannibals! I had no idea!

If your guac is melee, you need some better avocados. Bad avocados!

Whoa, kind of funny and nightmarish at the same time! Ooh, my head…

Also the name of a decent video game series

The one in the bowl is about to be forked.

This is just… wrong

to engage in a guacamelee they need to get paid a buncha guacamoolah…

Fantastic, Scott!!