You’ll fry your eye out, kid.
The hard part was at first getting through the security checkpoint before you get to the retina scanner part.
Why bother….BAH! HUMBUG!
Certainly beats sitting on the stinky lap of an alcoholic old fart. (No offence meant, Santa)
Won’t look at her… eyes
I thought kids texted their lists to Santa….
It’s a Big Brother Christmas…throw those visions of sugar plums down the memory hole!
Must have already been through the metal detector and body cavity search.
so then what is Santa doing there? shouldn’t he be at the North Pole resting up for his busy night of gift giving?
1984
This will have negative side elf-fects.
Gees, Santa sure has turned into a diva.
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Farside99 about 5 years ago
You’ll fry your eye out, kid.
Stevefk about 5 years ago
The hard part was at first getting through the security checkpoint before you get to the retina scanner part.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Why bother….BAH! HUMBUG!
HarryLime about 5 years ago
Certainly beats sitting on the stinky lap of an alcoholic old fart. (No offence meant, Santa)
ObiJoan about 5 years ago
Won’t look at her… eyes
mourdac Premium Member about 5 years ago
I thought kids texted their lists to Santa….
Brain Pudding about 5 years ago
It’s a Big Brother Christmas…throw those visions of sugar plums down the memory hole!
bobbyferrel about 5 years ago
Must have already been through the metal detector and body cavity search.
j.l.farmer about 5 years ago
so then what is Santa doing there? shouldn’t he be at the North Pole resting up for his busy night of gift giving?
oakie817 about 5 years ago
1984
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 5 years ago
This will have negative side elf-fects.
kim22041 about 5 years ago
Gees, Santa sure has turned into a diva.