I have snarked fifty times since my last confession. Gossiped almost daily. Wasted days in front of television/monitor. Worn age inappropriate fashions. etc.
The really stupid people don’t recognise when they are insulted. If they are wealthy they have lawyers that will sue instead of them. But stupid people also hire stupid lawyers so there’s a good chance to get away with it even then.
Man: Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I am 67 years old and I am dating a 22 year old.Priest: Wait! I know that voice! Mr. Singh, is that you?Man: Yes, father.Priest: But you’re not Catholic. Why are you telling me?Man: I’m telling everyone.
Doug K about 2 years ago
Dear Lord, May he come to see the stupid that is within.
Ubintold about 2 years ago
Uh, not you Father.
The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago
Did you insult that guy in the mirror this morning?
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
That will be 5 Hail Marys and 3 Our Fathers…
Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago
The Bible says to even think about a sin is sinning. Jimmy Carter got laughed at over that one.
goboboyd about 2 years ago
I have snarked fifty times since my last confession. Gossiped almost daily. Wasted days in front of television/monitor. Worn age inappropriate fashions. etc.
scarlett.pumpernickel about 2 years ago
The Priest with the floating eye brow.
mountainclimber about 2 years ago
“think how stupid the average person is — and half of the people are dumber than that.” (George Carlin)
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 years ago
" If those people had been smarter I wouldn’t even be here."
schaefer jim about 2 years ago
If that true I am not gong to make it to the pearly gates!
unfair.de about 2 years ago
The really stupid people don’t recognise when they are insulted. If they are wealthy they have lawyers that will sue instead of them. But stupid people also hire stupid lawyers so there’s a good chance to get away with it even then.
Impkins Premium Member about 2 years ago
Sorry. Not sorry. :)
raybarb44 about 2 years ago
He’s a work in progress as are we all. He’s at least heading in the right direction….
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 years ago
Yet another person unclear on the concept.
mbrahms26 about 2 years ago
Stop insulting those Trump supporters!
PouluCBagumba about 2 years ago
Man: Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I am 67 years old and I am dating a 22 year old.Priest: Wait! I know that voice! Mr. Singh, is that you?Man: Yes, father.Priest: But you’re not Catholic. Why are you telling me?Man: I’m telling everyone.