I’m sure he’ll get the hang of it in no time. The bigger problem is they’re designed so you can’t do your own repairs. On the more esoteric side -While there is a great power take off, the hitch pin is missing… again!
“Striker, listen, and you listen close: Flying a saucer is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.” Airplane movie
C about 2 years ago
Never too late to learn
allen@home about 2 years ago
Just start pushing buttons turning knobs. Who knows you might get lucky
profbob about 2 years ago
Look for the Auto Pilot switch and turn it on.
Nighthawks Premium Member about 2 years ago
just hate it when I forget I’m not a UFO pilot
Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Happened to me once (1999). I still can’t figure out how I got back!
ArtyD2 Premium Member about 2 years ago
The ADM salesman will show up soon. Ask him.
backyardcowboy about 2 years ago
He’s a farmer, he can just use the ……Tractor Beam!!!
backyardcowboy about 2 years ago
Hopefully it’s not rented from Hertz, they’ll charge him with theft.
goboboyd about 2 years ago
I’m sure he’ll get the hang of it in no time. The bigger problem is they’re designed so you can’t do your own repairs. On the more esoteric side -While there is a great power take off, the hitch pin is missing… again!
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Get a grip and take the helm, boy!
WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago
How about: “Hey Siri – I need direction back to Earth?”
Tired about 2 years ago
“Striker, listen, and you listen close: Flying a saucer is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.” Airplane movie
mwksix about 2 years ago
What a warped cartoon!
Impkins Premium Member about 2 years ago
Looks like fun to me!!!!! :)
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
What’s the matter, you can’t drive a stick?
Judeeye Premium Member about 2 years ago
Cook some bacon. The smell always wakes me up.☺️
ekke about 2 years ago
So, lesson: always make sure your UFO is a Deere, John!
louisb1030 about 2 years ago
Decision prior to knocking out aliens: subject yourself to be probed by aliens, or ride for eternity in a pilotless space craft. That’s a no brainer.
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
the whole concept of flying a spaceship was alien to him…