I’ve found it never matters what size the dog is. It always hits you in the no-nos so you’re in pain. Also, the lengths DC has gone to try and explain away the glasses effect is hilarious.
Mercenary Maxim #21. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he’s lucky just to be alive, and he’ll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.
Teach a man to fish, then, have a requirement that he secure a licen$e, tell him where he can fi$h, and how many fi$h he’s allowed to catch. Wow! That one REALLY works! And boy, doe$ it catch fi$sh!!
Cpeckbourlioux about 1 month ago
I laughed. I cried.
braindead Premium Member about 1 month ago
“My special royal pronouncement on how I am unable to speak will be delivered tomorrow night at 7:00.”
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Another one MAGAts won’t be able to comprehend. They still believe Their Convicted Messiah didn’t testify because of the gag order.
Decepticomic about 1 month ago
Lester really fell off when he just couldn’t shut up about cancel culture.
fritzoid Premium Member about 1 month ago
“Build a man a fire and he’s warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.”
Terry Pratchett
Ignatz Premium Member about 1 month ago
“I own the lake. I’ll teach you how to fish and take your fish.”
WaitingMan about 1 month ago
I have no problem with young ladies wearing torn dungarees. Of course, that’s just the dirty old man (71) in me talking.
Solomon J. Behala Premium Member about 1 month ago
No new Mickey Mouse this week?
notmoving Premium Member about 1 month ago
Match that up with some sensible shoes.
Linguist about 1 month ago
GUILTY !! ( 34 Times )
Packratjohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
Multiple Universe? Odds are the same as my winning the lottery, 50-50. Either i win it or i don’t.
Steverino Premium Member about 1 month ago
I have often wondered. If an everything bagel has ALL the toppings, why isn’t a plain bagel called a nothing bagel?
Christopher Shea about 1 month ago
Is that the Everything Bagel from Everything Everywhere All at Once?
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 month ago
Hilarious! Now that’s pakin´ them in!
fritzoid Premium Member about 1 month ago
I think Gilbert’s wife just needs a dementia test…
GaryCooper about 1 month ago
Yep. We know how to fish, but the 1% is monopolizing the fishing grounds and the distribution systems.
Cactus-Pete about 1 month ago
It’s actually called the Many Worlds Interpretation, not multiple universes, but same idea.
smartman about 1 month ago
I’ve found it never matters what size the dog is. It always hits you in the no-nos so you’re in pain. Also, the lengths DC has gone to try and explain away the glasses effect is hilarious.
eddi-TBH about 1 month ago
Teach a man to fish and he’s no better off without the proper tools.
eddi-TBH about 1 month ago
Mercenary Maxim #21. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he’s lucky just to be alive, and he’ll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
Teach a man to fish, then, have a requirement that he secure a licen$e, tell him where he can fi$h, and how many fi$h he’s allowed to catch. Wow! That one REALLY works! And boy, doe$ it catch fi$sh!!
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
Oh, and, the Family Circus du Soleil? Yeah, that was me!…
anomaly about 1 month ago
Wearing torn jeans is ridiculous says the man wearing a tie.
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
Eagerly awaiting the “Verdict” comic!!
kaffekup about 1 month ago
Even a very medium sized dog (or cat) can knock the breath out of you when he lands on you with a few square inches of paw.