Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for May 29, 2021

Dang those legs are kinda hairy… Guess Seagull argrees too

will amos is looking for those…

Are these the end result of trying to even up the pant legs?

If he is going to wear those shorts, he needs to wax his legs.

“Belichick sends an assistant to videotape the other team’s practice, I get the wife to talk with the other moms and get intel on which of the other team’s players might be sick the week of our game.”

Seagull’s eyes in the last panel are priceless.

That’s really distracting.

D-a-a-a-a-d….. You look like Sterling will at age 30.

I’m grateful that the pockets are the only pouches that are exposed.

And his wife let him go out like that?

Who wears short shorts….?

Show off that “dad bod”!

Wallace is getting an eyeful.

Most definitely never nude shorts. There are literally dozens of us!

Cut ‘em off three times and they’re still to short.

Approaching Ordinary Bill territory here.

Oh my gosh! ROTF!! The seagull!

Hate to admit it, but I’ve worn those shorts. Luckily, the incriminating photographs are few and far between.

Just a tad bit short. However, your legs might distract the other team but they would probably distract yours also. Cover up. Bill won’t mind…..

Wallace and the Seagull are so judgmental. If you’ve got the legs, you flaunt them!

He might as well do away with the pants entirely at this point.

Are those even shorts anymore? From what I’m seeing, that’s now an extremely mini skirt. Or perhaps a large belt.

If they were any shorter, they’d be called a belt.

Mainly from Mrs.McClean

Funny!

Phew pheeew! He is looking fabulous all right! XD

Better than those below the knee “shorts” (aka, knickers).

Maybe the seagull is eyeing a candy bar in the pocket which is now exposed …

I think Wallace is getting flashbacks to his uncle’s kilted wedding

And… oh, yeah; he wins once in awhile.

Guys gotta learn to shave what they expose.

NFL MOUNT RUSHMORE OF COACHES: Bill Walsh, Bill Belichick, Don Shula, and Vince Lombardi.